The Garden Of Armida (detail), John Collier (British, 1850-1934)

*reading a fic for x reader with no warning of physical descriptions*

“slim figure” “turned red” “[insert some texture/color/length] hair” “pale as snow”

y’all it’s not x reader if you have descriptors that exclude people, especially when it’s cutting marginalized groups from enjoying it.

if it’s an oc with no name say that.

just read like 4 different bakugou fanfics, lowk cringing

#lol

i do have to say, being single has been such a freeing feeling

my glorious king

Joost Klein's (26) success has been growing for years, and since 'Europapa' there has been no stopping it. How did it start, where will it end and above all: what does 'the sweetest person in pop' (according to almost all witnesses) do that works so well? Together with well-known fans and Joost's companions, Humo analyses the formula for success. Joost's 7 most important assets!

The original article is linked in the source.

The rest of the interview is below:

Oh jesus fucking christ

i miss my boyfriend bring him back plz

☆ • hiya ! im yar 😙

some basic info ab me 👇

☆ Fashionista + musician + artist (flute & electric guitar & vocalist)

I enjoy making/playing music, baking, making clothe usually in my freetime ☆

Bands I listen to: msi, mcr, atarashii gakko (obv), babymetal, etc..

dni:

weirdos

thats all, happy reading 🥰🤩🥰🙂😇😘🥰🤩🥰🤩

for realises

going to watch fnaf tonight for the third time can’t wait to edge every time mike comes on screen.

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, gently, rough, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, pancake, throat fucking, till my insides are white, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, till my dna is 50% cum, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, on the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering. eye rolling. hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blowing, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, lustful, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocius, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity detying, nail biting, sweaty, teet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly feeling, ruining me,corrupting me, choking me, biting me, tying me and handcuffing me taking him for 69 times in a hundred positions 'cause never back down never what??? Never give up!!! And I'm not giving up to screw me 'till my mind becomes nothing but subservient to him and I pass out.