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Kris: *Hugs Ralsei after a tough battle*
Berdly: Hah! Typical fatherless behavior.
Kris: ….
Kris: …
Kris: Noelle. Use snowgr-
Susie puts an energy drink in Kris's hand.
Noelle: "oh uh uh no! absolutely not!"
She takes it away from Kris.
Susie: "dude! what's the matter!?"
Noelle: "last time we had to evacuate the school because they got into the ventilation system!"
Flash back to everyone absolutely panicking because Kris has become a terror. The firefighters are fearfully creeping through the school with a large kennel and an animal catch pole. The firefighters are dropped down apon and mauled sending 3 firefighters to the hospital. Kris raids the kitchen and consumes more sugar and caffeine growing in energy, ruling the school as a whole for 6 hours. Scrawling and scratching up the walls along the hallway, smashing out the lights, and kicking in 5 doors.
Susie: ".....oh yea.....DRINK IT AGIAN KRIS THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME!"
I absolutely love your pfp of virgil <3
Aw thank you so much <3
I like to imagine he knits to calm himself whenever he’s feeling etra anxious- he’s pretty good at it by now
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Kris: Is this?
Ralsei: Thats right. This is the ultimate fountain, Castle Town!
Kris: *inappropriate laughing*
Ralsei: Kris? Stop it.
Jevil: *is walking out the door holding a shit ton of bullets and devilsknifes in his arms* alright I going out, I may be home late so don't wait up, wait up
Seam: *stops him at the door* where are you going?
Jevil: on a man hunt
Seam: oh my god, for who?
Jevil: some guy named Mike, Mike
Seam: wait who? Do you even know him?
Jevil: I accidentally don't spamton told me about him, him. All I know is when I find him he's gonna die in all the worse way.
Arthur: And I love Past Merlin and Future Merlin.
Merlin: Thank you. But it's a wasted effort. Past Merlin is dead. He dies every second, over and over. Future Merlin never arrives. He's suspended in time forever.
Gwaine: Sometimes you forget how his brain works and then…
[mimes explosion]
Eda: Kids!
Luz: We're sleeping!
Eda: KIDS!
King: We're dead!
What's hilarious about your hc of Swatch calling Berdly "Burgundy" is that it's absolutely not his color lmao So Swatch's brain was like "name starts with a B and ends with y and there's a d somewhere in there? Burgundy, for sure."
Swatch: Young Master, the Queen re-
Berdly: You can just use my name.
Swatch: ...Okay...
Berdly: Do...you know my name?
Swatch: Yes?
Berdly: What is it?
Swatch: ...B...blue-
Berdy: No- Ber...
Swatch: Ber...Bur.......Burgundy.
Berdly: Where the heck did you get that from-
Swatch: ...Bird...color...bur...Burgundy...
Berdly: Are you okay???
Everyone!
If you plan to use the pansexual flag for yourself or for your OCs I recommend using the NEW pansexual flag! Some of you may not know or understand but the old one was made with transphobic meanings and does not support the full correct meaning of being pansexual.
As a pansexual myself I refuse to use a flag that has phobic meanings or created by such a offensive person, especially when I have friends that are lesbians. So please, I beg of you, use the new pansexual.
PLEASE REBLOG TO SPREAD AWARENESS!