So...we All Just Collectively Forgot About Jess Right???

Here are my Headcannon hogwarts houses for the TSC Characters... no I won’t take criticism.

TMI

Clary- Gryffindor

Jace- Gryffindor

Alec - Hufflepuff ( fight me)

Isabelle- Ravenclaw

Simon - Slytherin

Magnus - Slytherin/ Ravenclaw

Maia - Gryffindor

Luke - Gryffindor

Jocelyn - Gryffindor

Raphael - Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Jonathan/ Sebastian- Slytherin

Valentine - Gryffindor

Jordan - Gryffindor

Eric, Kurt and Matt - Hufflepuffs

Mayrse - Ravenclaw

Robert - Hufflepuff

Hodge - Ravenclaw

Max - Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Jia - Ravenclaw

Camille - Slytherin

Rebecca - Hufflepuff

Amatis - Slytherin

TDI

Tessa- Ravenclaw

Jem- Gryffindor/ Ravenclaw

Will- Hufflepuff / Gryffindor

Charlotte- Gryffindor

Henry - Ravenclaw

Sophie - Gryffindor

Brigit - Gryffindor

Thomas - Hufflepuff

Jessimine - Slytherin/ Gryffindor

Nate - Slytherin

Gabriel- Gryffindor

Gideon- Gryffindor/ Ravenclaw

Benedict - Squip ( no respect for the light worm)

Axel - Ravenclaw

Alexis de Quincey - Slytherin

TFTSA

George - Hufflepuff

Beatriz- Gryffindor

Julie - Ravenclaw/ Slytherin

Jon - Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Marisol - Gryffindor

Catrina - Ravenclaw

Ragnor ( not technically a tftsa character but I don’t know where to put him) - Ravenclaw

Viviane - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Larkspear- Gryffindor

Micheal Wayland - Hufflepuff

TDA

Emma - Gryffindor

Julian - Slytherin

Livvy- Gryffindor

Ty - Ravenclaw

Kit - Hufflepuff/ Slytherin

Tavvy- Ravenclaw/ Gryffindor

Helen - Gryffindor

Alaine- Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Mark - Hufflepuff

Kierian - Slytherin

Cristina - Gryffindor

Jamie - Gryffindor

Diego- Ravenclaw

Divya- Slytherin

Max - lightwood bane - Gryffindor

Rafael lightwood bane - Ravenclaw

Cameron- Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Thule! Livvy - Slytherin

Thule! Cameron - Gryffindor

Thule! Jace / Janus - Slytherin

Zara - Gryffindor

Manuel - Slytherin/ Ravenclaw

Lily- Gryffindor

Annabel - Slytherin

Arthur - Hufflepuff

Malcom - Ravenclaw

Jonny - Slytherin

Diana - Gryffindor

Dru - Slytherin

Adaon - Ravenclaw

Ash - Slytherin

Rayan - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Anush - Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Nene - Ravenclaw/ Slytherin/ Hufflepuff

Samantha - Gryffindor

Gwyn - Gryffindor

Bat - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Venessa - Gryffindor

Paige - Slytherin

TLH ( I haven’t read this series yet, so just what I get from the shorts)

James - Ravenclaw

Matthew-

Thomas - Slytherin / Hufflepuff

Alastair- Ravenclaw

Christopher- Ravenclaw

Charles - Gryffindor

Grace - Slytherin

Tatiana- Ravenclaw/ Slytherin

random mugger: give me your money

harley: *holds up a reverse UNO card* bitch, give me YOUR money

random mugger: the fuck-

**later**

harley: and that's how i avoided getting mugged!

tony: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Harley

One thing I desperately need in my life is a Mortal instruments fanfiction with a 'ready or not ' fusion, with the Lightwoods as the Le Domas' ...but make is Sizzy

I am literally begging...someone please write one...I have zero writing talent.

TMI Gang on a mission after edom

Alec: * makes a plan*

Simon: That's a shitty plan

Alec: okay you might have pulled through in Edom, but I make the plans!

Alec: I kept Jace and Izzy alive before you showed up

Simon: That's because your plans are shitty but theirs are somehow worse

Jace and Izzy: That's fair

The TMI Gang in the first half if TMI:

Idk guys maybe we should wait for the adults

The TMI Gang in the second half of TMI:

The adults are useless, guess we have to do this ourselves.

The TMI Gang in TDA:

Wait...WE ARE THE ADULTS!!

DEMON SLAYER EP:13: Tanjiro is giving me seriuos tired dad vibes

Snarky, Blonde, 'Elite', Shadowhunters : Exsit

Nodody:

Not a Single Soul:

Simon:

Simon: Rivals/Friends/ intense Sexual Tension

So Magnus.....Memory spells...just run in the family?

They have a point.....

dark percy headcanons need to include clarisse la rue, because she's either the ultimate ride or die friend or she's the only fucker crazy enough to take him on, and that's facts.

Who do we think is the bigger mom friends, Alec or Jem??? Cause there both pretty up there.