I'm At A Metaphorical Fork In The Crossroads And Baby? I'm About To Stick That Fork Into An Outlet 😎⚡️

thank you lemon of snicket for permanently altering my writing style

god forbid writers do anything

(whiteknuckling the edges of my mechanical keyboard) I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not fill these plotholes with vampires I will not

i'd love to have Rocky from PHM as my roommate but i feel like there would be some logistical issues

Consider the last post you made about an individual character from any fandom.

That character is now your roommate.

love the new ghibli protagonist. what a little freak (affectionate). he has NO chill. a kid shoves him at the start of the movie and he instantly tackles them and proceeds to fight his entire class. he bashed his head in with a rock and tried to walk it off. the bird in his garden was doing funny things and he instantly starts making plans to murder it. was ready to beat the shit out of that pelican. i just know if he was allowed to curse he would have called that heron a bitch ass mother fucker. mahito was NOT fucking around.

bitch ass motherfucking piece of shit drone

god i hate writing for this stupid fucking fandom.

no one knows what the hell is going on. the timeline is all over the place. my favourite character (wet cat archaeologist with visions) gets taken into custody and we never see her again. Some Guy manages to stay young until like 2090. those Fuckass Drones break the laws of physics so hard I have to add magic into the worldbuilding so it doesn't all fall down

so true bestie

snippets from my old writing, about the same time. the story was about a magic student who enters people's dreams to solve mysteries. there's a lot of radiation and Chernobylesque imagery because that was my special interest at the time.

thank you lemon of snicket for permanently altering my writing style

snurderer

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

*snorts the Petrova line*