"dream Job"? You Misunderstand Me. My Ideal Job Is To Dream. Paid By The Hour To Snork Mimimi. For As

so true bestie

being knowledgeable about anything but maths is wild because i can explain the causes and effects of the Chernobyl disaster, read frequency response graphs, write comprehensive essays in hours and have an extensive Obsidian notetaking setup but god forbid i see a Number

Once again mourning the fact that I’ll never be Uyen Ninh and German Boyfriend

you'd think that people in the Alan Walker Cinematic Universe would be a little more skeptical. but instead they're like "oh they're funding the archaeological excavations!! they're collaborating with the US Government to rebuild humanity after the solar storm, they can't be that bad!!1!"

mate: they're literally called Red Nexus

that's like the most evil-corporation-sounding name of all time.

"yeah after my major, history-rewriting archaeological discoveries i will be taking funding from the Evil Science Laboratory that does Unethical Experiments (and also held my old professor in captivity)"

- Statements dreamed up by the Utterly Deranged

and guess when they were founded??

in nineteen-eighty-fucking-four -- year of our lord Jor Jor Wel!!! wake UP sheeple they're going to brainwash you all (and do other bad things presumably)

limena ✅ et cetera ✅

conclusion: am user mnaem :3

Reblog if you are your username :3

patient asked today if i was a boy or a girl and i shit you not i responded "im a medical student"

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

*snorts the Petrova line*

(chanting and pumping my fist like a kid in the backseat) ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!

Some feel-good ideas…

I’ve been longing for a feel-good story. I know RC specializes in fantasy and supernatural thrillers, but we could use something a little more relaxing. No deaths. No cults. No curses. Just fun.

Some possible ideas…

1. Something Friends-ish — MC, 2 female LIs, 3 male LIs all live with or next door to each other. They’re all friends. Or maybe more.

2. Christmas — a small town, snow, gingerbread cookies, ugly sweaters. The whole cliché. It’s predictable but well loved.

3. Tropical getaway — Or the complete opposite. Let’s escape the cold, gray skies (looking at you, HSR, ABH, SC, KFS, ATHWTU…) and head to Fiji. I could really use someplace warm and sunny.

4. 13 Going On 30 in reverse — a woman in her 50s achieves success atop the corporate ladder, only to discover she’s miserable. She gets sent back in time to her early 20s, fresh out of university. She reconnects with old flames, forgotten friends, and some burnt bridges. It’s a second chance to get things right.

5. Road trip! — Some pals travel across country. It could be US, Canada, anywhere that has some diversity. Of course they meet some sexy LIs along the way. It could be cute and romantic or trashy and fun. Or all the above and leave it up to players.

6. Hot dads — is it weird that I want hot dads? They don’t have to be old, but they don’t have to be too young either. I just want a cool, slutty daddy. 😘

i designed a PHM cover in Keynote because graphic design is my passion