My Teacher Had A Mini-breakdown Over One Of Our Machines At School Today And Every Time It Broke She’d

you know what I could also use??? some a-grade star wars fanfics I will take anything you give me I’m so ungodly bored right now and need something to read

SINCE WHEN IS THAT STUPID SLUG FROM STAR WARS TRENDING IS THIS WHAT I WAKE UP TO?!

Listen to me,,,,, your tattoos do not have to be meaningful, they don't have to be deep or philosophical. You can get a tattoo because you think it looks wicked cool, you can get it because you think the colors are pretty, you can get it because you just like whatever it is. Anyone who tells you tattoos should only be meaningful and not badass can suck one.

Waiter: How are you guys doing tonight! What can I get you started with?” 

Me: Mental health, financial stability, no more student loans, a healthy relationship with my parents, and life advice. 

Waiter: 

Me: I’ll have a water please

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

graphics teacher quotes pt. 2 one day in class she walked in with a tray of chemicals and said “guys do not let me drop this these are toxic” and took three steps, tripped over her own feet and dropped the whole damn thing. She looks up and we’re all standing there with hands over our mouths and she just goes “ah shit” 

read a tweet somewhere that said “Trump supporters don’t care what he does for them, they care what he does against people they don’t like,” and if that ain’t the truth

not to be a bootlicker but im going feral over young gibbs in parade rest

Hi yes quick question: does the name ‘Tom’ automatically give you amazingly good looks? Because like, every Tom I’m aware of is handsome as hell. Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland, Tom Ellis, Tom Felton, Tom Cavanagh, do these people inherit raging good looks because they were given the name Tom? Please tell me

Scholarship applications: Give us your addreSS, your phOnE nuMBeR, your crEDIT caRD NumBER... give us the socIAL SECUrity, we see you hAVE iT give IT GIVE IT