⟶ satoru x baking hobbyist!reader (college au) part:: 1/?
⟶ surprise!! it's a smau ;P this is part of a larger series inspired by the amazing brilliant insanely talented @reignpage n u can find my masterlist here !
cw:: i've never made a smau before, ignore typos im lazy
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satoru x baker!reader
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suguru x ex!reader
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takuma x childhood bsf!reader
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⟶ no one will ever know the way you and satoru love each other
cw:: fem!reader, fluff drabble, reader is a liiittle nice this time wow
“How do you possibly bear him?” your friend asks, laughing over her glass of wine. “He’s like a kid! Don't you want a more serious guy?”
Your friend doesn't see the way he cares for you. Your friend doesn't know of the way he gathers you up in his arms, peppering wet kisses all over your face when you have nightmares. She could never know the times he follows you to the bathroom while you shower because he hates to be apart from you, or the times he makes you laugh so hard you pee a little.
She has no idea of the reverent touches he leaves you with every morning, or the bone crushing squeeze he greets you with in the evening. His enthusiasm to take up your chores, his boundless glee to spend even a single minute with you, the way his eyes seem to light up even further when you walk into a room.
“No, not really. He's wonderful,” you smile.
You wouldn't expect her to understand. Some people march into your lives and insist on turning it topsy-turvy, bringing a brilliant shade of blue into a greyscale world.
“She's boring as fuck, bro,” Satoru’s friend groans, slamming his beer back on the bar counter. Satoru snorts at his sloppiness. “Don’t laugh. She is. You need to find a younger chick, you know, someone more like you.”
Satoru thinks about punching him, but he decides it's a worse fate to never know your true nature. After all, it's not like his friend sees the way you pretend to not notice when he sneaks candy into the shopping cart, or whenever he catches you stifling a laugh at his antics. His friend doesn't see the times you're spontaneous, taking a day off work because you “just missed my fiancé, okay?” And he certainly doesn't see how you always let him pick the movie, and watch with rapt attention because you like whatever he likes.
Satoru is the only person who gets to hear your low voice talking him back to sleep, or your sleepy “get off of me, you whale,” when he wakes up draped over you. The way you kiss him, the way you interlock your hands with his, the way you ruffle his hair whenever you're standing over him. It's all his.
“She’s better than me,” he grins, throwing back the rest of his drink.
Some people, he muses, are designed to bring a much-needed sense of straightness and order to an otherwise chaotic life. Someone to be the rising sun of a new day, casting a soft morning glow over where the moon has kissed.
Perhaps, some are born to meet each other.
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⟶ suguru x ex!reader (college au) part:: 1/?
⟶ masterlist can be found here
cw:: reader is curt, fem!reader, i PROMISE reader warms up to him, i don't know a midsummer nights dream lol, not much action just to get the ball rolling ;P
THIS IS THE BIGGEST HONOUR
(some pregnancy-related fluff.... and a whoooole lotta smut)
Satoru Gojo
pregnancy freak!Gojo by @gojoest
BURDEN and REVERENCE by @gojoest
CRAZY ABOUT YOU by @gojoest
PLEASE ME, BABY by @manmuncher777
Kento Nanami
garage sèx by @sinkuna
♡dilf!nanami♡ by @chososcutie
Nanami getting rough by @sinkuna
baby fever!nanami by @cinnamorollcrybaby
pining by @eraserbread
"I want a baby, Kento." by @itelya
HUSBAND!KENTO by @gojosconsort
dilf!kento by @bluukive
pregnancy hormones by @eraserbread
nanami kento is obsessed with you by @freaktoru
Toji Fushiguro
husband!toji by @psuejo
dilf!toji by @iloveacaibowls111
Ryomen Sukuna
sukuna doting by @salsakiyoomi
this by @sinkuna
DILF!kuna by @sukunasluvrr
do you wanna brèèd? by @oreo-creampies
Choso Kamo
choso's brèèding tendencies… by @iwaaizoomies
Suguru Geto
how to baby trap marry your best friend! by @indiewritesxoxo
suguru has a brèèding kìnk </3 by @fushiguho
suguru and his pregnant!wife by @inoluvrr
Hiromi Higuruma
Hiromi realizing he has a brèèding kìnk by @sugucide
Multiple characters
STICKYYY by @tonycries
last updated: 5/14/2025
⟶ let you break my heart again
cw:: i have never written angst like this before. gn!reader, reader is MEAN in this one, reader implied to be an english speaker, reader gets drunk? satoru + reader met at jujutsu high
Satoru Gojo is not a coffee drinker.
It’s bitter, it's either scalding hot or biting cold, and in your words, “it tastes like dirt.”
He remembers the way he laughed in agreement last year when you muttered that under your breath, consequence of sneaking a sip of Nanami’s coffee. He remembers looking at you, his cheeks flushed and his words all airy. And he can't scrub from his mind the way you didn't spare him a glance.
Satoru Gojo hates coffee. But after a long night of entertaining a drunken you, he needs something to propel him through the day. And cocaine is illegal.
His eyes follow you around the staff room. Rubbing your temples and groaning, snapping at anyone who dares to speak.
“Someone’s hungover,” he smirks.
“Shut up,” you hiss. “Your voice is so grating.”
He shuts up, and pretends you didn't say that. He shuts up and pretends you don't always say that. He shuts up and pretends he doesn't spend night after night picking you up from a bar, completely wasted, or dropping you off to a date, or picking you up from some fling’s apartment at 7am.
On days when the staff room is silent, he allows himself a fleeting moment to close his eyes and picture you. He dreams of the thirteen-year long softness with which he can't help but afford you, and he lets himself fantasise that once, just once, you'll turn around and return his lovesick smile.
But on days like this, he presses his lips together in a fine line and ignores the sympathetic glance Shoko spares him.
He wonders what it is about him that is so unappealing. Nursing a whiskey at some dive bar, he slurs out his troubles to a sympathetic barkeep.
“Girls like me. I get asked out all the time. But she doesn't want me, and I don’t know why!” He wants to scream, or cry, or laugh, but he's not sure which and he slumps over the bar and barely catches his glass before it goes tumbling over. “I don't want the other fish in the fucking sea. I want her. She’s the prettiest fish.”
No one comes to pick him up.
Some days you're sweet on him. You throw him a bone. You send him songs in English that he doesn't understand, but he listens to the melody and the gibberish lyrics and he finds pieces of you in the songs.
[satoru gojo]: good song
[satoru gojo]: i like your taste in music ;)
Read, 11:06PM.
On other days you pick him up as the unforgiving sun is setting. You drive, asking him about his day, letting him ramble about his students, or vent about the higher ups, or tell you about this super funny thing Nanami did as though you weren't there.
He turns his head away from you as he finishes speaking, and he's glad he wears a blindfold as it catches his tears.
He downs the rest of his coffee, shuffling over on the couch to give you room to sit next to him.
“Thanks for picking me up last night,” you mumble, picking at your nails. You refuse to make eye contact, which is just as well because he'd hate for you to see the wide-eyed stare he's subjecting you to.
“... No problem.”