St. Peter From Hazbin Hotel Is Hot And No One Can Change Me Mind

I'm getting really tired of being single

I'm seeing all these cute couples and now I feel lonely!

Imagine if all of us collectively together tried to fight God. I feel like it'd go something like this:

God: uh... Abel what are the humans building? H-how and why are they getting so close to Heaven? WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES!? I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE A SHITTY VERSION OF THE SIMS!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE COMING TO HURT ME!?!

I like to think that when Sammys from different AUs interact they all just lose braincells and become chaotic idiots lmao

Go to any music app you have that has a “Liked” playlist.

Go to the playlist and play it.

Most bipolar shit ever-

Like it’ll play the most depressing, heart wrenching, earth shattering, tear pulling song ever and then immediately go to “🎶PiNk FlUfFy UnIcOrNs DaNcInG oN rAiNbOwS🎶” or some shit like that

I still can't believe there's people in the LGBTQ+ That honestly don't think acesexual/aromantic people deserve to be supported. Like, wtf?

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

Wait, wait, wait-

Y'all know how everyone headcanons that Wally from Welcome Home and Yellow Guy from DHMIS are uncle and cousin?

And you know how Wally's house is alive, and how objects in Yellow Guy's house comes to life everyday?

Well-

What if- what if their family or species just has this magic ability to bring random shit to life-

Like- just think about it- Wally getting lonely and sad or just bored and he either accidentally or intentionally brings home to life/gives it sentience

And Yellow Guy just accidentally does it everyday not realizing he is and having no idea how to control it cuz no one taught him!

THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND!

IS IT A GOOD IDEA OR NAH!

Imagine Alastor trying to learn how to use an Iphone

I believe Alastor sneezes like a dad

Loud as fuck

😞

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

Snek- Danger Noodle, if you will…