INTJ: You're all over the place, man. What do you want?
ENTP: What do I want? In life? Right now? Or for breakfast tomorrow? Perhaps your confusion is a direct result of a lack of specificity in the present situation.
*INTJ launches nearest object at ENTP's head*
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ENTP WHEN HE’S BEING INTROSPECTIVE
Thinker: So I was thinking about my emotions the other day,
Feeler: You mean you were feeling them?
Thinker: What?
Feeler: What?
INFJ x ENTP
because I'm too "nice" to tell people how I really feel and "ruin the holidays for mom again"