People hating on age regressors are funny like sorry you hate my childlike wonder I'm gonna keep shaking this toy because it makes a funny noise and take a sippy from my super cool mega awesome dino cup
I’ve never been happier in my life (*´꒳`*)
and by the way, i hate reading an agere fic and the caregiver seems dismissive of their little ones' feelings or immediately threatens punishment when their little is being uncooperative or throwing a tantrum, instead of just talking to them(´_`) especially when the tantrums being thrown bc of something like not wanting to eat/sleep.
like obviously u want them to sleep well and eat so they won't be hungry--but why is the priority ticking a checklist of the things the little has to do that day and not the reason why they're refusing to do what or want or why they're actually upset. their feelings are a little more important than their bedtime....
Bigger Than You
Short BkDk Agere Oneshot! (Katsuki’s morning routine all by himself…almost)
Fic here (I hope the link works)
This is my first agere fic!! At least that I’m posting publicly lol. It’s not that great, I honestly wrote it just to get rid of my writer’s block & develop my style a bit and I thought some of the jokes were funny enough to share
More notes below ig!!!
I’m sorry for being gone for a hot minute, I’ll get to my inbox asap! I’ve been locked into studying. Take this as an apology😔
I’ve been working on pacing a bit but it’s very difficult for me for whatever reason. I’m gonna take creative writing again next year so I’m hoping to practice that and be able to post more (and better) fics in the future!
I don’t really like writing dialogue, hence why this is so full of description, but I’ll try to get better because the lack of speaking is honestly bothering me too😭
Also, quick psa that this is very slightly aggressive because Katsuki has a very colorful personality. And I got lazy at the end so
You can kinda tell where I decided to make this funny
🍵 Caregiver Yaomomo HCs! 🍵
I love cg momo sooo much, especially paired with more troubled littles like Bakugou, Todoroki, or Kaminari. She’s just so sweet, I hope I do her justice <3
Also, I did use ‘you’ as the pronoun in these but you can pair it with any character. I just needed a placeholder lol
here’s a little tlc for yall
✨ ~ Honestly, she probably didn’t plan to be a caregiver at all. She was really anxious over upcoming exams and her little friend asked if she wanted to try age dreaming. Instead, she ended up looking after them and it turned out to be the biggest stress relief ever!
✨ ~ Okay, she loves reading you bedtime stories. But she is not a big fan of short, beginner books. So she compromises with children’s chapter books! Her personal favorite is The Witches by Roald Dahl.
✨ ~ Is an absolute master at getting littles to sleep. Nobody knows how she does it. Within a minute of rocking and singing lullabies, they’re out like a light.
✨ ~ SPOILES her kiddo to no end. You think that paci’s cute? You mean your paci? You’ve been eyeing a new toy online? Consider it an early Christmas present in March!
✨ ~ Much prefers a reward system over punishment. She keeps a sticker chart for every set of chores or routinely tasks completed. Positive reinforcement and corrections are just her go-to.
✨ ~ For pet names, I think she’d be mommy. She’d probably call you honey or sugar.
✨ ~ Goes all the way overboard when her baby’s sick. There will be leftovers of alphabet soup to last a week for the entire dorm. Makes you tea with honey and plays with your hair until you fall asleep. She’d probably sneak your medicine in a juice cup or something. You’ll be on bed rest ‘til the last sniffle.
✨ ~ Speaking of hair, she is unsurprisingly an amazing stylist. Her favorite things to do are braids of any kind. When it’s hair-wash day, she’ll wash and detangle it for you while you watch cartoons.
✨ ~ Activities like strawberry picking and pottery painting are her favorite. She believes in stimulating but low-energy leisure time to unwind.
✨ ~ Sooo protective. She hates the ideology that you should let kids do unsafe things and they’ll find out why it’s unsafe. She has to constantly stop herself from being a helicopter mom.
Katsuki headcanon that he Fries His Hand on the pan to check the temp while frying something.
Well, not literally. Firstly, I imagine that he has a heightened heat tolerance to handle his explosions. Secondly, nitroglycerin ignites at around 200 degrees celsius (400F), which happens to be around medium heat on the average stove. So whenever Katsuki needs to fry something he just places his hand on the pan to feel the temperature. If it’s hot enough, there’ll be little crackles of his quirk going off from his hand. So when he cooked in the dorms and someone other than izuku saw him do it for the first time, they totally freaked out because it looked and sounded like Katsuki was literally frying his hand.
DNI NSFW blogs & regression-antis <3
hiiii, iz it possible for u to make any cg shoji headcanons? (itz ok if u can’t/don’t wana , just wanted to ask :3)
I’m sorry for how late this is, I haven’t been on tumblr much recently! I did just post them ^___^
I hope they’re alright!
Cg Shoji
💥 Regressor Katsuki HCs! 💥
Agere Katsuki is constantly on my one track mind I love him so much it hurts…my shayla…
I’m probably gonna make a moodboard of him soon cuz I just realized my lack of MHA moodboards 😟
Code: 💣 (older) ,💥 (younger)
💥/💣 ~ Katsuki is mostly a toddler regressor (4-5 ish) but depending on the trigger, he can also slide to about 14. 100% trauma based and involuntary.
💥/💣 ~ He started impurely regressing directly after the sludge villain incident, but it became more frequent post-kidnapping. That came with a buy-one-get-one-free deal of unbearable panic attacks. He refused to look it up or seek help at first, but eventually it got to the point Aizawa caught on.
💥 ~ He doesn’t have a set caretaker, and nor does he really want one. Aizawa gave him a basic list of rules just to get by, but he likes to be little alone. Sometimes he’ll go hover around Eijirou or Izuku if he wants attention or needs something from them.
💥 ~ Struggles with selective mutism, especially in front of authority. This brings on some pretty bad meltdowns and aggression, mostly out of frustration. But nine times out of ten, he is VERY verbal and expressive.
💥 ~ Little Einsteins and Bubble Guppies stan. He likes everything educational. Would absolutely hate shows like SpongeBob because he thinks they’re idiotic. (He’s a lot like Squidward honestly.)
💥 ~ Pretty limited gear, but only because he’s ashamed to get more. Owns one All Might sippy cup, a Best-Jeanist themed notebook that he made into a regression journal, a childhood stuffed animal and a pacifier (courtesy of Eijirou because Katsuki was too uncomfortable to buy it himself.) However, he has acquired a questionable amount of Pokémon cards and tech decks that he busies himself with.
💥 ~ A biter. He doesn’t even need the straw on his juice box, he just stabs puncture wounds right through it. Ever since he started allowing himself to be comfortably little, he’s had to replace about eight torn shirts. His wallet isn’t too supportive of his new coping mechanism.
💥 ~ He owns only one stuffed animal that he’s had since he was five; a floppy, gray dragon with green wings and horns. It’s ripped about a million times and he’s had to reluctantly ask Izuku’s mom to stitch it back to health over and over, but he refuses to get rid of it or buy a new one. He named it Randy.
💥 ~ Very particular about physical affection. Prefers to initiate and hold rather than be held. Has strict boundaries against being touched on the neck and wrists. Huge fan of subtle touch like hand-holding and leaning, but he cannot handle hugs. They’re too restricting.
💣 ~ In his middle headspace, he’s very easily triggered by certain people. More specifically his mom and Izuku, ironically. Because he’s a bit older, he’s more conscious, but no less reactive.
💣 ~ Strangely, he takes a liking to Yaomomo and Iida. He’s very anxious and perfectionistic, so he appreciates their fixed routines and how collected they are.
💣 ~ Absolutely no physical contact. Even the thought makes him nauseous.
💣 ~ He really likes Minecraft and God of War.
Requested by my friend @waterparksdemos ^___^