Who wants to bet that everyone on the Young Justice team likes playing with Artemis’ hair?
Wally would love it of course and probably runs his fingers through the silky strands whenever he can, especially when they’re in bed and he can’t sleep or when they’re sitting on the couch and Artemis has her head on his lap. M'gann, Raquel, and Zatanna obviously like using Artemis’ head to try out new hairstyles and intricate braids, because everyone knows that Artemis has the best hair out of everyone on the team. And Kaldur’s mother also has beautiful hair, so he probably used to help her brush it and style it a lot when he was younger, so Artemis probably lets him comb her hair every once in a while when he feels lonely or missed Atlantis. Conner doesn’t actively try braiding her hair, but maybe Artemis is busy doing something with her hands and Conner’s the only one available to braid it for her, so she asks him to do it and he discovers that braiding Artemis’ hair is actually really calming and helps him with his anger issues, so sometimes if he’s in a bad mood she will allow him to braid it to calm him down. With Robin, he’s kind of like a little brother to Artemis, so of course like any other brother he’s often forced to help her brush her hair if she needs to get ready quickly or if her hands are unavailable. That’s how he learns that he’s a natural at hair styling and loves brushing her hair, though he would never dare to say it aloud.
Artemis: I really like bad boys
Wally falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere
Artemis, grinning and blushing like a love struck idiot as he watches Wally flail around on the floor: And by bad boys I mean boys that are bad at everything
*Artemis sitting in Wally's lap*
Wally: Pay attention to me
Artemis: We were just making out two seconds ago
Wally: I don't see your point
Conner: Well, what was I supposed to do, not dance with a dog?!
Artemis: Sex is not dating
Wally: If it were, Artemis and I would be dating
Artemis:...
The Team:....
Zatanna: I’m pretty not smart
Wally: it shows
Kaldur: I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues.
Kaldur: They were not, as the kids say, awake.
Wally: Do you mean woke?
Kaldur: I did mean woke. But it's grammatically correct
M'gann: What's one word you would use to describe yourself
Wally: Stress inducing
Artemis: Your baby never smiles. You ever notice that?
Wally: Yeah, I was making funny faces at her last night for like an hour and I got nothing.
Artemis: Maybe she's just a bitch.
Will: My baby is not a bitch!
M'gann: Everything is perfect, the world is amazing
Artemis: Weren't you just crying last night how much the world hates you?
M'gann: Shut it, we don't talk about dark times
Dick: We drove the thing off a cliff like any responsible group of friends with no drivers license would.