So, I Just Posted A Little Story That I Wrote That Is Not Related To The Marauders At All In My Alternative

Hc: Regulus and Remus always joke about leaving their boyfriends for each other and every single time James and Sirius genuinely lose their shit

Marauders fans would understand

headcanon that sometimes if remus had a visible scar from the full moon, the other marauders faked similar injuries so remus wouldn’t stand out and be suspected

Effie Potter goes to Pride wearing 'Free Mom Hugs' shirts.

Regulus: I'm the most mysterious person in earth. Nobody truly knows me.

Later:

Regulus: I'm changing my password.

James: Snowdrop

Regulus: .... How did you-

James: come on, it's your second favourite flower, Reg. I know you.

Regulus: ...

Barty: ...

Sirius: ...

James: Try a planet

Regulus: *starts typing*

James, smugly: Mercury.

Everyone: ....

you know the marauders brainrot is bad whenever you see anything red and green together and immediately think of ahb instead of christmas..

"are you still crying over fictional charat-" SHUT UP YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY BOTH DIED THINKING THEIR BROTHER HATED THEM

fan fiction isn’t enough anymore I need to inject James Potter directly into my veins

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

✨ Feelings ✨

@wolfstarmicrofic

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Sirius was staring at his boyfriend. They were in the library trying to finish a project due in two weeks so they wouldn't have to worry about it later.

Remus was reading and looked too beautiful to be true. Because, of course, when Sirius is REALLY trying to work, the light is just right and it makes his hair shine, his features softer and his laugh brighter.

It made Sirius dizzy how perfect he was. And incredibly prideful to be able to call him HIS.

-See anything interesting, sweetheart?- Remus asked suddenly, turning his head to look at him with a smirk

-Yes, actually - Sirius murmured without thinking, and blushing after he realized what he said

-Is that so?-

-Yeah...-

-What's on your mind darling?- Remus asked, a little smile starting to form on his lips

Oh, his beautiful lips

-It's just that... You make me feel...-

-Feel...?-

-...feelings-

-I make you feel feelings?- Remus said amused

-Maybe... It's just that you are too perfect to be real. Are you real?-

-I'm pretty sure I am real, yes- he chuckled- want me to prove it to you?

-Ok..

Before Sirius could even think what it meant, Remus gave him a short kiss.

-oh- he gasped, like it had never happened before and smiling dopily- ok, umm, good to know- he nodded

And just like that, they got back to work

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