Desperately Need An Omniscient Readers Tattoo But I Have No Clue What To Get That Wont Take Ages, Need

i stopped watching teenwolf in order to boop

i can't fucking shut up about the man that people are starting to call "The Claims Adjuster" because he not only shot that evil fucker but:

wrote deny defend depose on the bullets in sharpie

deliberately left behind a backpack in central park full of fucking monopoly money

and the cherry on top (so far) is that he potentially used a gun that was designed for veterinarians to put down sick animals

its art, its amazing, this is the best thing thats happened in like 10 years and he is my hero. Everything has felt so bleak and this is like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds into my soul

may they never catch him, and may we never find out who he was

Some more Time Travel Cat!Jon au!! 

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

trying to write any nsfw with kim dokja in it is like. how can i maneuver this asshole into being even slightly emotionally vulnerable enough for this. this man has NO experience NO confidence NO desire to be seen with even his socks off and SEVERAL bitches desperate for him. trying to get kim dokja to have sex is like trying to convince a scared dog that the vacumn isnt going to hurt him like shhhhhh its ok its ok. you can stop shaking in that corner and come out its allll going to be alright

write on the wall

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

The Paladin♥️, the Bard♣️, the Cleric♦️, and the Ranger♠️

So you know when you're writing a scene where the hero is carrying an injured person and you realize you've never been in this situation and have no idea how accurate the method of transportation actually is?

Oh boy, do I have a valuable resource for you!

Here is a PDF of the best ways to carry people depending on the situation and how conscious the injured person needs to be for the carrying position.

Literally a life saver.

(No pun intended.)

Beastmaster