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pov u used some random kid as a hostage in beika and it really did not turn out well for you

tomarry aus where harry is the mysterious transfer student with great amounts of power are my guilty pleasure.

au where harry evans has a few screws loose in the head and its evident to everyone as soon as he steps foot into the great hall. his eyes look like they are in a permanent state of “glazed over”, his hair a wild mess of black curls (white strands here and there).

au where as soon as he sits down, he is a hat stall. minutes pass by, the hat seeming more agitated by the second. harry does not bat an eye when the sorting hat finally screams out “HUFFLEPUFF” to the great hall.

au where despite being in the “unnoticed” house and being of (presumably) muggleborn descent, harry feels wrong. inhumane. eldritch.

au where everywhere harry goes, whispers follow. a cold settles in every room he enters. shadows curve and bend at his will and harry is often seen muttering to himself in a language that should not be possible for the human tongue. the ghosts avoid him like the plauge.

au where tom riddle, frustrated with not knowing where the chamber of secrets is, storms off into the forbidden forest under the cover of night. using stars to light his way, he hears something in the distance.

au where tom riddle discovers harry evans reanimating the corpse of a unicorn. the rest of the herd had long since fled the moment they felt the magic leaking out of harry.

au where tom watches in horrified fascination as the unicorn’s body begins to rise. its head jerks up before the rest of the body has a chance to keep up. its leg joints crack sickeningly, all in the wrong directions. a dark, wet tongue falls out of its mouth, drooling over the forest floor. its horn is noticeably missing, as are its eyes.

au where harry evans is a necromancer.

au where tom riddle finds a new obsession.

Ella Enchanted was ahead of its time while also being perfectly within its time i adore it and im so happy to be rewatching it

something something about rockstar eddie on tour telling everyone left and right about his sweetheart, his stevie, the light of his life, his sweet lil baby. getting more and more excited about when he's going to see his sweetheart at a concert soon.

the roadies and techs are kinda excited about it - placing bets on what kind of girl could have big bad rockstar eddie munson this starry eyed. with the way eddie is going on they are absolutely convinced that she's some tiny little slip of a girl that wears pastel pink everywhere and has never ever done anything bad in her life.

the big day arrives, everyone is excited to meet eddie's lil princess...but instead "sweet little babygirl stevie" is some big jock dude in a polo shirt and lightwash jeans who carries around equipment like it weighs nothing and who swears like a sailor when someone nearly drops an amp on his foot.

there's an unofficial club in hawkins, indiana.

i saw steve harrington take out an eldritch monster with a blunt object and it changed me on a molecular level.

founding members: nancy wheeler (enthusiastic) & jonathan byers (highly reluctant)

chair(wo)man: nancy wheeler (former), eddie munson (freshly crowned)

other members include: max mayfield, erica sinclair

also: some random government agent who, in the middle of the apocalypse, saw steve in some pretty pastell polo, thought "wtf is that pretty boy doing here" and then got his shit rocked when mr. pastell-polo went to town on some monsters with a spiked nail bat.

dont forget your daily dose of harry!!

he is good for protein ✧･ﾟ

heres another steddie au pitch for yall: fae steve harrington. im not sure if im more sold on selkie steve, which has more canon evidence, or feral unseelie steve, which could be cool as fuck, but either way mr and mrs harrington trap little faerie child steve in the mortal realm, either by stealing his coat or his name, bc they need an heir but dont have the patience for a child.

little baby steve, freshly glamoured, trying to figure out wtf is up with these human kids who are so squishy and weak and dull. steve watching eddie be melodramatic and performative and passionate like gods finally someone Normal.

steve making little deals with his friends — stuff like “if you give me a chip, you’ll totally pass your science quiz” and everyone thinks it’s ridiculous but also it always works. the kids think of steve as some kind of good luck charm and always give him little gifts before exams or big sessions or whatever

steve watching a hellfire session where the party is in the feywilds and just. Cannot stop giggling. humans r so funny when theyre wrong

i think it gets revealed in S4 when steve finds eddie dying and frantically asks him to trade him for something, anything, bc steve can save him but not for free. eddie trades a kiss

Flower shop AU 🌸COMPLETE🌸

idk about you guys but i would totally let him skin me alive :3 

started boop wars unprepared oh my god how is it mostly one person