The Archivist Before His Morning Statement

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

were we just kids, just starting out

Homophobia? no you misheard me. Home of Phobias. The Magnus Institute

Insperation hit me at the dead of night, enjoy.

kim dokjas i posted on twitter 🤍

Harry wasn't allowed to be friends with Tom in the end.

many such cases

When I first watched Puppet History, a show where Shane Madej sat behind a curtain hurling thinly veiled insults at Ryan Bergara via a hand shoved up a furry blue ballsack's ass while entertainingly delivering honestly interesting lessons on historical events, I did not expect to roll into Season 5 and be kicked in the crotch with the fact that they Magnus Archived me into a lore-filled horror ride that can only be described as "The Muppets Do Black Mirror."

The thoughts are no longer ironic

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