We All Watched The Same Show Right

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

tomarry aus where harry is the mysterious transfer student with great amounts of power are my guilty pleasure.

au where harry evans has a few screws loose in the head and its evident to everyone as soon as he steps foot into the great hall. his eyes look like they are in a permanent state of “glazed over”, his hair a wild mess of black curls (white strands here and there).

au where as soon as he sits down, he is a hat stall. minutes pass by, the hat seeming more agitated by the second. harry does not bat an eye when the sorting hat finally screams out “HUFFLEPUFF” to the great hall.

au where despite being in the “unnoticed” house and being of (presumably) muggleborn descent, harry feels wrong. inhumane. eldritch.

au where everywhere harry goes, whispers follow. a cold settles in every room he enters. shadows curve and bend at his will and harry is often seen muttering to himself in a language that should not be possible for the human tongue. the ghosts avoid him like the plauge.

au where tom riddle, frustrated with not knowing where the chamber of secrets is, storms off into the forbidden forest under the cover of night. using stars to light his way, he hears something in the distance.

au where tom riddle discovers harry evans reanimating the corpse of a unicorn. the rest of the herd had long since fled the moment they felt the magic leaking out of harry.

au where tom watches in horrified fascination as the unicorn’s body begins to rise. its head jerks up before the rest of the body has a chance to keep up. its leg joints crack sickeningly, all in the wrong directions. a dark, wet tongue falls out of its mouth, drooling over the forest floor. its horn is noticeably missing, as are its eyes.

au where harry evans is a necromancer.

au where tom riddle finds a new obsession.

@snekberry in response to the harmonica post

Y’all are really out there havin sex? I thought we just blogged about it

LOOK AT THESE FREAKS!!!!

(also im!! posting these to my new ig account which is why i put the watermark there,,,,, should i still post them here even tho the watermark dont match my username here or just stick to posting on ig what do yall think 😭)

idk about you guys but i would totally let him skin me alive :3 

The Paladin♥️, the Bard♣️, the Cleric♦️, and the Ranger♠️

yoohankim dump for Valentine’s Day 💜🤍🖤

the several war crimes i would commit to get my hands on nancy wheelers S4 Ep1 purple emerson shirt, cardigan, and skirt combo

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul