The Women Of America Were Once Promised That Butch Dykes Would Be Lurking In All Corners Of Society,

My only aspiration in life is to be so unsettling that middle schoolers everywhere lay eyes upon me and are forced to write a Creepypasta in my honor.

You leave my em dashes alone- I fucking love those.

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

thats my boy, always squaring up with literal gods

Batfamily Powerpoint Night!

(mandatory team building)

Links to the full slideshows, updated as I post them!

Part 1: Bruce’s Full Slideshow:

Part 2: Dick’s Full Slideshow:

Part 3: Tim’s Full Slideshow:

Part 4: Jason’s Full Slideshow: 

(they forced him to be there so he’s making it everyone’s problem):

Part 5: Cass’s Full Slideshow:

Part 6: Stephanie’s Full Slideshow:

Part 7: Damian’s Full Slideshow:

Part 8: Duke’s Full Slideshow:

Part 9: Barbara’s Full Slideshow:

Part 10: Alfred’s Full Slideshow:

(unexpected addition, mostly about Tim):

-the ice court wouldn't have happened, meaning the group wouldn't have joined forces. Matthias would be in hellgate, Nina in the white rose, wylan doing who knows what, jesper being an addict and losing money he doesn't have, and Kaz and inej would probably still end up kings and queens somehow. You can't stop that tsunami.

-he probably would have found her anyway. Kaz would be coming to meet with Tante Helene, and would notice her eavesdropping, and realise he hasn't noticed it the entire meeting until he was leaving. This would intrigue him because,duh, nobody sneaks up on Kaz Brekker, bleh bleh bleh. So he would decide to train her as a spider, leading to canon events. (or this is unlikely and I just can't stand my ship being sunk)

-I don't know.

-he would have never joined the dregs, since Van ICK would have allowed him to take over the empire. His mother would still be married to Jan, and they'd have a pretty average life- for rich merchers, anyway.

-I don't know.

-i don't know, sorry guys.

-he would either have made it in Ketterdam and become a mercher, or he would run out of money/get scammed by someone else, leading to the canon events.

This is probably all bullshit tbh but enjoy 😍

What if’s Six of Crows Edition (SPOILERS!)

What if Jurda parem was never created?

what if Inej never offered Kaz her help in the menagerie parlour?

what if Jesper wasn’t grisha?

what if wylan could read?

what if Nina never got lost in the woods?

what if Matthias helped Nina on the ship?

what if Jordie never met Jacob Hertzoon?

Literally dying after reading sunrise on the reaping, the real enemy has been REMEMBERED.

Lucy Gray should be proud to know she haunted that evil man every damn day of his fucking miserable life

deadbeat daughter

With the Ides of March coming up, I think it's only fair we celebrate it in a more traditional sense.

So, ladies, which leader are we stabbing?

haymitch seeing a bunny: "how could I possibly kill a creature that brings to mind my girl?" 🥺

snow seeing mockingjays: