Congratulations, America! Rather Than Telling My Future Children That My Generation Helped Elect The

I'm no scientist, but I believe that's called "contamination"

It's honestly so easy to claim territory. Once you figure it out you can start claiming territory anywhere. I claimed territory in a walmart once. No one was allowed near the milks for hours.

I'm not sorry for the reminder that his story starts and ends with Nina Zenik.

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I think more men should be sluts. You should tell all your friends that are men to put on slutty little going out tops and slutty low waisted jeans that show off their entire tummy. For science, of course. Slutty, slutty science.

CAN I HAVE AN AMEN

This is what it looks like when I piss btw

Raining rainbows

I reblog the money pigeon because if I don't he'll hit me with a bus

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

Somebody has to hear me out on Cecil X Donald.

Coworkers to lovers. Amnesia trope (sort of). And the ANGST? Oh, the angst would be crazy.

Like what do you MEAN you keep having to watch your partner die, and then you have to wipe his memory again and again? What do you MEAN he's not going to remember what you meant to him when he comes back, but he's going to fall for you again and again? What do you MEAN you have to decide whether to try again, knowing how it will end, or deny your heart and do the job? What do you MEAN-

Jason, baby, where have you been 😍

No, I don't hate Fifty Shades of Grey because it's freaky. Do whatever you want, I don't care. You know why I hate Fifty Shades?

Because Christian Grey had every opportunity to become Batman and he didn't. He had the dead parents, he had the money, the brooding- he was SET. And instead of becoming the Dark Knight, what does he do? He becomes a freakazoid.

Unforgivable.