Latest Posts by im-tired-404 - Page 12
Guess who stayed up until 4 AM on C.ai, Chai, twitter, Tik Tok, and tumbler!
You did. Weirdo.
If I saw Misa she’d probably be covered in my lipstick
God damn bro
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.
HAHAHAHA THEY LOOK LIKE INSECTS (im sorry)
It’s a twin thing
Thank you @mickeysdicksmasher and everyone who got me to 250 reblogs!
What the hell is that name and also WHAT THE HECK DUDEZ I JUST POSTED A MEME???
Me after I’m not able to talk about my interests:
forearms to me are what ankles were to victorian men
female routine
we're (as who have feelings and attraction towards to male people) love nerdy boys okay? we love them, we love when they ramble about some nerdy stuff, we love even more if they're wearing glasses. i don't care about muscly perfect men, i just care about nerdy boys. if you want muscly perfect man u can have it just give me a nerdy silly boy. I WANT A NERDY BOY I'M JUST A GIRL WHO HAS NEEDS OKAY?
“HELL YEAH” we all say in unison
I like them nerdy and submissive. That's it. That's the post.
Me whenever the group chat has (more) drama to share:
doggy, missionary, spooning, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, lotus, upside down, inside out, one leg up, two legs up, in public, on a spaceship, in the garden, on the grass, in a car, in the theater, in the jungle, in the hunger games, on a kitchen counter. no lube, no protection, all day, all night, from the back, from the front, upside down, sideways, in a chair, standing up, from the bed to the carpeted floor, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from the dining table to the laundry room.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is be evan peters
I love that little dude
jimmy darling, you sun kissed summer boy. you are so underrated, but you always be famous 💕💋
Waiting for some creepy psycho boy with long black hair, and corpse like skin to do this with!!! ☺️🫶🎀❤️
Owen Teague. That's all I have to say. Thank You.
Oh my god I didn’t know I needed this until now
DMCats
IM GOING TO EAT MY OWN SKIN OH MY GOD (My hair doesn’t look right)
Mf would be sitting (if he could keep still which I doubt) on the floor of his mom’s basement, eating twinkies, while rambling to you about it.
honestly what's the point of it all if i can't go to a concert with peter maximoff and listen to him gush about it after. life is so unfair 😔💔
Oh my god. I don’t know which one I’d rather be.
I want to be loved without lust, but I still want intimacy. DAMNIT. Anyway, music is life. 🫶🏻
I fucking hope not (it’s under the relatable tag)
We need to get a petition or something, I miss those little dudes.
Bamfs my beloveds. Marvel needs to give Kurt his lil guys back
Why is it that older men (men older then me at least) are just so beautiful. God don’t make them how they should be anymore. 😔
I’m about to throw hands with my mental self