my ver. of SCP-035 (WIP)
"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"
god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!
Crack pairings are fun
Don't take this seriously, just silly sketches okay....?
when Phoenix's hair starts going gray it does irreparable horny damage to Edgeworth's psyche... not only because gray hair is sexy but also because it makes him imagine what Phoenix will look like fully gray and how it might make Phoenix look just a tad more like Edgeworth himself... this appeals intensely to Edgeworth's specific cocktail of vanity and daddy issues
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks