Consent Has Always Been For Purchase And That's Not A Bad Thing.

Bruce saying "you're not my father." with mascara running down his cheeks is the most emo thing to ever emo. Goddamn, I already love this movie 😂

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME FOOD WARS SANJI WAS THIS HOT???

translation: time to keep your end of the deal, clean the table

I’m just thinking about how the first line a civilian says to Batman in the movie is “please don’t hurt me”. How his first monologue is about how the criminals of the city look up and see that light and it strikes fear, but he strikes fear into the people he says he protects as well and the people he fights.

I’m just THINKING about how the LAST INTERACTION HE HAS WITH A CIVILIAN is her holding onto him, terrified to let go, because he didn’t just beat up the people who hurt her, he carried her out of that building and to safety. She isn’t afraid he’s going to hurt her.

IM JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW THE SUN IS RISING BEHIND HIM AS HE CARRIES HER.

Remember that Jason is a ginger and speak spanish fluently?

While yes, canonically, Jason is a ginger in the original comics, I absolutely hate that fact and just choose to ignore it simply because of the reasoning behind why he dyes his hair.

Bruce is in no way an ideal father figure, but the thought that he found this kid, brought him home, and had him dye his hair just to look more like Dick did as Robin.....that's a little too far for me. Besides, I think they kind of retconned this with the New 52 and Rebirth.

As to the language thing, I think he speaks a few languages besides just English and Spanish fluently, but I am not sure which ones for sure. I think German and Italian?

“A hot shower and breakfast is all I need.”

“In addition to sixteen hours’ sleep, a three-month vacation, a blood transfusion, and a full psychiatric examination.”

Detective Comics #661

I saw The Batman last night and all you need to know about it is that Robert Pattinson plays Batman like a total badass but he plays Bruce Wayne as a sad wet cat and it is perfect

batman (2016) #117 - batgirls part 3/3 in can’t hardly wait

Jason, mid-potential-world-ending-fight: *gasp* I am the favorite child.

Bruce: Yeah, but did you have to say it?

Other Batkids:

Bruce:

Jason: Okay first of all, I was talking about Mom, and second of all-

Dick: I knew it.

Wayne manor has a swear jar and all the proceeds go to charity

Jason: *walks into “the jar room” as it has been affectionately named*

Jason, very civilly: Ahem. Fuck. *delicately places 1 dollar bill into the jar™*

Bruce: Jason…

Jason, affronted: What? It’s for a good cause

Here's the hill I will die on: Whatever one does or doesn't think of TimKon as a ship or who Tim is dating now or in the future, his feelings for Conner were a fundamental part of who Tim Drake grew to be, they shaped him as a person and as a hero, and his feelings for Conner laid the groundwork of realizing Tim was queer. Tim doesn't get to where he is now without how he loved Kon.