Bruce Wayne? You Mean The Guy From Jason Todd's Backstory?

Nightwing #80

I don't think I would even recognize Tim, were it not for the foot he constantly puts in his mouth. My babygirl is so tactless, you have no idea.

John is a traumatized bastard man but we just keep torturing him anyway

*pokes John’s limp broken body with a stick*

Do something

Timkon has been mom-friend/dad-friend coded since the beginning

happy frobin friday! (+ virgin muppet idiot)

god's tiniest dickbin (batman & robin: year one #1)

Jason reading Frankenstein and learning about how Mary Shelley wrote the book about a monster being abandoned by its creator, dedicating it to her father, how she lost her virginity on her mother’s(?) grave, and how she kept her husband’s calcified heart wrapped in a page of his poetry in her desk drawer: I could never be her BUT I WILL TRY

don't forget to boop today!

I'm so sorry, I'm the last person to say something about fandom culture is cringe but having a whole account pretending to be a character is where I draw the line, specially when it's so OOC you know they base it on fanon 😭😭

batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

just thinking about how alfred was gone for five seconds and bruce immediately spray-painted the hardwood floors he really needs constant supervision