My Friend Is Away For 2 Months And I Wanna Make Her A Basket With Some Cute Stuff For When She Returns!

mike: i don't like women

dustin: you're a MISOGYNIST???

meeee

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

i thought eurovision was for the gays, not radio enjoyers

sirius (reading muggle books): Oh my god! I want a dinosaur

remus: i get that but you can’t have one

sirius: why?

remus: because they are extinct

sirius: what does that mean?

remus: it means they’re all dead

sirius: …

sirius: how do you know?

remus: …

sirius: you checked everywhere?

ENID + finally getting that hug from Wednesday

steve harrington : mama didn’t raise no whore, smash or pass

*sees eddie, eating cereal like a feral raccoon and downing chocolate milk*

steve harrington : mama did raise a whore, smash.

you are going to work on your fic today. you are going to write words and put those guys in scenarios and you are going to like it.

Sure seeing a lot of Steddie hate recently.

Anyway, I’m gonna make them kiss now.