Regulus In Every Enemies-to-lovers, Slow Burn, 100k Words+ Jegulus Fic

What Shane said

may september bring gay & crunch of leaf

Saw someone talking about a steddie au where Eddie is a baby gay & Steve is an All In Ally (until he realises he’s bi and then he’s just a know it all queers and generally knows a lot about the community to support Robin

And I was thinking how funny it would be if, as a kind of role-reversal to the common fanon interpretation, Steve saw the hankie and knows what flagging is & is nervous to ask Eddie out cause he’s not really into that (I personally think he’s still too traumatised from the Russian Base to be into any kinda bdsm stuff but that’s just me) but he likes Eddie a lot so he’s not gonna stop flirting with him over a little difference of preference

So then once they finally get together and kiss and they’re talking afterwards, Steve gets all awkward and Eddie doesn’t understand why, and Steve starts rambling about how he’s not really into that and Eddie is so confused until Steve points to the handkerchief and says “You’re flagging” and Eddie asks what that even means and so Steve (who is definitely laughing now, but trying not to) has to explain hanky code

And Eddie is mortified that he’s been accidentally telling Steve he’s into hardcore bdsm sex for months when he’s never even slept with a guy before

mmm a leaf. hwuaefgh!

Eddie makes Steve a stuffed t-eddie bear because of the nightmares. it started off as a joke, eddie doesn’t hold much faith in his sewing skills but Steve has never been given something so thoughtful and clearly made with love in his entire life. He keeps t-eddie tucked up in his bed at all times when Steve is away and apologises to him if he ends up on the floor by morning time.

Eddie insists the bear has to turned around to face the wall during sex

Yes.

Barred owl

can I interest anyone in the Owl Wall?

I recently decided to put my owls on a wall in my office so I can just pet them when I walk by. It's like a stim wall essentially. I can easily take them off their hooks too.

(This one corner of my office is dedicated to my plush collection. The rest of it isn't cluttered, I swear)

bitches be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s a show about a bunch of gay kids with daddy issues running around killing monsters from a different dimension.

its me, i am bitches

Robin and Eddie accidentally show up wearing matching flannel shirts and curly high-bun hairdos and Steve pulls them both into a Steve sandwich group hug like

Steve: Awww, my favorite lesbians are matching

Eddie: Excuse you! How come I have to be a lesbian, huh? Why can’t Robin be one of your boyfriends?

Steve: Do you wanna be my boyfriend, Robbie?

Robin: No, I do not.

Steve: She doesn’t want to be my boyfriend, Eds.

Eddie: Well I don’t want to be your lesbian!

Steve: Wooooooow.

Robin: Didn’t know you were dating a homophobe.

Steve: Me neither. 😔

Eddie: (indignant bird noises)