I'm Looking For A Fanfic That Is So Dark And Angsty That I'll Be Up At 3am Bawling Over It.

mmm a leaf. hwuaefgh!

sirius (reading muggle books): Oh my god! I want a dinosaur

remus: i get that but you can’t have one

sirius: why?

remus: because they are extinct

sirius: what does that mean?

remus: it means they’re all dead

sirius: …

sirius: how do you know?

remus: …

sirius: you checked everywhere?

Adam and Eve? More like

I think something that is so intrinsic to the queer experience is staying up all night, reading or watching a gay love story on your phone, holding back sobs. Knowing that you could have this one day, that you could be this happy one day. But for now, you have the same four scraps of hope. And while they can be badly written, or unrealistic, and sometimes not even meant for queer eyes; they are yours. And for the night you can hold this hope in your hands and pretend that you are entitled to your own love story, outside of the screen. And you don’t have to be so afraid until the morning comes.

steve and eddie steal things from eachother. sweaters, rings, shirts, etc. but every once in a while they have to have like a formal sit down to negotiate some of their stuff back

s: i’ll give you the skull ring and metallica shirt for my yellow sweater and cologne

e: i want the wallet chain back too

s: fine but you have to take dustin to school in the mornings for the next two weeks

e: deal

Eddie: Booty shorts that say "chick-fil-a wants me dead"

Steve: Wouldn't it be shorter to say "gay"?

Eddie: it's not about efficiency it's about sending a message

It is my life mission to get this micropet on finch

never have i ever been pissed at a tree before

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GIF credit: @wildsflag

when you and bae 😟♡😟 share the same mannerisms while freaking out