They Are So Real For This

mmm a leaf. hwuaefgh!

i actually like the fact that being a marauders fan is my secret alter identity. it adds to my intrigue. i’m like spider man.

crowley shifting into protective husband mode

thinking about Eddie baking Steve a cake for his birthday but getting the shock of his life when Steve just starts sobbing while holding the cake box bcs he's never had someone bake a cake for him on his birthday. He doesn't even care the icing says, 'You're an old man.' and Eddie's just standing on Steve's doorstep in shock bcs he doesn't know if Steve hates it or loves it.

those visual novel drawings of dainty anime girls with angel wings crying sparkling tears in the night of a full moon...... yeah those, we need to start doing that with middle aged men

you are going to work on your fic today. you are going to write words and put those guys in scenarios and you are going to like it.

Adam and Eve? More like

i thought eurovision was for the gays, not radio enjoyers

autistic regulus who fixates on deers after finding out james turns into one. they become his special interest and he collects little deer trinkets, trying to hide it from james bc it’s embarrassing, but he’s so excited to share stuff he’s learned and he has many questions and james finds it endearing as all hell 

Found this bone on a walk with my dog. Anyone know what kind of bone and from what animal it is?