Big Day For Theater Kids Who Enjoy Ghost Hunting Shows

STEDDIE IS OFFICIALLY THE NUMBER ONE ST SHIP ON AO3!!!!!!

I haven’t moved from this

me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

sirius (reading muggle books): Oh my god! I want a dinosaur

remus: i get that but you can’t have one

sirius: why?

remus: because they are extinct

sirius: what does that mean?

remus: it means they’re all dead

sirius: …

sirius: how do you know?

remus: …

sirius: you checked everywhere?

Steve Harrington, the boyfriend who:

absolutely sings “chiquitita, tell me what’s wrong🎶🎶” obnoxiously at Eddie whenever he’s upset, just to make him laugh.

Likes to have Eddie sit between his legs when Eddie on the floor, just so he can mess with his hair.

Blows raspberries on the back of Eddie’s neck when he holds him from behind. It makes Eddie squeak, like legitimately squeal.

Will always drag Eddie onto the dance floor at weddings, even if it’s just to hold his hands and move him from side to side dramatically as Eddie scowls at him.

These are pointless I just needed to write them down

can I interest anyone in the Owl Wall?

I recently decided to put my owls on a wall in my office so I can just pet them when I walk by. It's like a stim wall essentially. I can easily take them off their hooks too.

(This one corner of my office is dedicated to my plush collection. The rest of it isn't cluttered, I swear)

i love the difference between stranger things canon and fanon bc the duffer brothers are like "woah!!! we're fighting monsters!! 🤯" and then you read a fanfiction that's like "let's unpack how all of the various traumas this character experienced may manifest in their behavior"

Robin and Eddie accidentally show up wearing matching flannel shirts and curly high-bun hairdos and Steve pulls them both into a Steve sandwich group hug like

Steve: Awww, my favorite lesbians are matching

Eddie: Excuse you! How come I have to be a lesbian, huh? Why can’t Robin be one of your boyfriends?

Steve: Do you wanna be my boyfriend, Robbie?

Robin: No, I do not.

Steve: She doesn’t want to be my boyfriend, Eds.

Eddie: Well I don’t want to be your lesbian!

Steve: Wooooooow.

Robin: Didn’t know you were dating a homophobe.

Steve: Me neither. 😔

Eddie: (indignant bird noises)

Sir those are my emotional support barely-mentioned-dead-gay-wizards