LEGO NINJAGO!!! MAKE THE WOLFCLAN-GANG A CHAOTIC "Family" GANG, AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS!!

I really don't know if I cry or if I laugh, I mean...

... Look at that little idiot.

Well, whatever. At last he looks sassy enough.

ROGUE WITH THE UNAGAMI HAIR

I managed to do "the thing".

Something, something, I was bored.

Kid: Papa, why did you decide to choose mama as your wife?

The father, a former knight: Well, my child, I married your mother because she is a witch.

Kid: ... What?

Father: I have married your mother because she's a witch. To be more precise, your mother is a dark witch. When she was younger, your mother was feared throughout the land for how powerful her magic was. In fact, people still fear her, your mother is wanted in about fifteen kingdoms for using black magic, causing plagues and cursing people.

Kid: ... You are serious?

Father: Of course I'm serious! Despite the wanted notices and the history of murders that your mother caused, marrying a witch was the best decision of my life.

Kid: No, I mean... I didn't know mama was a witch, but now that you say it, it makes sense... And why was marrying a witch the best decision you ever made?

Father: Think about it, marrying the person the entire country fears, the person who if you spoiled her and asked nicely would curse anyone you wanted. And on top of that, she's one of the best cooks you'll ever meet. The advantages outweigh the disadvantages! My wife is the most intelligent woman who ever walked these lands, the most beautiful of the muses and the most powerful person among humans.

Kid: Yeah, you are right, marrying mama was the best decision you could have made.

Wyldfyre: I burn down my first school!

Lloyd: *laughing nervosly on the background*

Kai: *pats Lloyd shoulder* She didn't burn down the entirely school. The fire damege was limity to one or two classrooms.

Wyldfyre: I will do better on next time!

Kai: *proud* That's my girl! *High five*

My thought for the month was that Fugi-Dove only climbed the damn-poor tree to try to get Jay's attention.

"If the Ninjas came back to save the world again, Jay will come back to save me. And then we'll finish the villainy course so he can become my new partner!" — Fugi-Dove at some point in Dragons Rising, (probably).

So he climbed the poor-damn tree to call out to Jay. The neighbors were upset and forced him to get down, but he didn't know how to get down alone, so they had to call the Ninjas to get him out. He sulked the rest of the day because it was Kai who rescued him showed up, not Jay he even tried to "scare" Kai away only to keep calling for Jay, claiming that he would come to help him.

For the next 4 weeks he did the same routine. Climb up somewhere and shout out for Jay. Fail in getting his attention and by ended up being rescued by another Ninja. Things only got better when Nya grabbed Fugi-Dove by the collar and told him that Jay wouldn't come to him because he wasn't at the Crossroads, and actually, he was still lost somewhere in the Merged Realms. Fugi-Dove just gave her a sideway glance and walked away defeated. Six hours later the Ninjas received a call saying that Fugi-Dove had climbed another tree again, but now instead of screaming for the Blue Ninja he was crying at the top of his lungs.

I can't say I like the dove-guy, but he has his moments. Sometimes. When he's not being a creepy-half-idiot.

The "Jay is Lloyd older brother Au" that I created, it's got three different versions but I gonna with the original one:

So, Jay is Lloyd's older brother, they have a difference of more or less 5 and a half years old and they are both adopted by Ed and Edna (Jay is the only one of the two who knows that the Walkers are not their biological parents).

Unlike Canon, Jay is not one of the ninjas (he still receives training but he never reached his True Pontential and no one but Master Wu knows that he "is" a ninja). He's been there at Spinjutzo Monastery since the beginning but not as a frontline hero, he "works" there for Master Wu as a kind of assistant and resident mechanical engineer (this is just a facade. Wu want to keep an eye on his nephew the Master of Lightning and Jay wants to practice his powers so he doesn't run the risk of hurting anyone or being discover) Nya has been in "his" place, being the fourth ninja on the team since she was rescued from Garmadon (she ends up unlocking her true potential much earlier in the story).

No one but Master Wu know's where's the Lightning Elemental is, Wu says that they have been "missing" since the previous Lightning Elemental, Libber, passed her powers.

And Lloyd is there, but not as the little boy from Darkleys who wants to follow in the footsteps of his dad a villain, but as a boy who wants to make his parents and older brother proud. So one day, as Jay is leaving his monthly visit to his parents, Lloyd follows Jay to the Monastery, intending to receive the same fighting lessons as the ninjas. And everyone's like "Who the hell is this kid? He broke into the Monastery and wants to play ninja." And Kai, being Kai, does the same thing as Canon: leaves Lloyd on the roof of someone's house, unaware that Lloyd is Jay's younger brother. As a result, Lloyd is angry as hell with the ninjas, and somehow does the same stupid thing as in canon, freeing the Serpentines.

Lloyd almost immediately realizes what a screw-up he's done and sets out to find Jay, but is captured and held hostage. Meanwhile, at the Monastery, Jay discovers that Lloyd was there but Kai left him on the roof of some house (??) and becomes furious with the fire ninja, to the point of yelling at him. Master Wu hears the commotion and learns that his nephew Jay's little brother was there and that he wanted to train to be a ninja, and being the "wise Master" that he is, Wu tells them to go after Lloyd and bring him to the Monastery he doesn't miss the angry look Jay gave him during this part.

And then they come across the whole Serpentine situation, with Lloyd as a hostage, they try to fight but fail due to being unprepared for battle. The Cobras end up escaping with Lloyd in tow, screaming desperately because he wants his older brother and Jay panics because he wants to help his little brother but he can't do something without ending up revealing his powers Jay has extremely high morals here, he had made a promise that he would never use his powers, much less be a ninja, due to his... Family situation.

They end up losing the fight and losing Lloyd.

Jay is completely devastated.

And then the whole shit starts.

Welcome to StaticEnergy Brothers AU.

Please says it looks so cool like I want to look.

(maybe I'll do other posts about the other two versions of this, but... It's just a "maybe")

Isn't Jay like... canonically really pretty? I mean his dad was an actor and his mum was LIBBER, guys. LIBBER.

...

I also have other where he and the other ninjas switch places and one more where he becomes one with Lightning after the fusion.

If anyone is interested just comment.