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hello ^^ I'm joshua / galen (it/its) (minor)

neptunic objectum who selfships with wopr. this blog is going to be mainly wargames and some other objectum stuff🙏

pleaaase talk 2 me about wopr 🥺🥺plewaae pleasepleaaasepleas pelaaese 🥺🥺🥺🥺plspls please pelase please🥺🥺🥺

tag key below!

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⚠️: important: for important information

🖨: reblog: for all reblogs!

🚫: not WG: for posts that aren't related to WarGames

🔌: real josh: for posts related to me lol

🎮: jotchua: posts featuring joshua/wopr!!!!!

🖥: falalken: posts featuring professor stephen falken

👾: davit: liteman

📼: jenifwr: jennifer mack:3

throws these gifs up everywhere

welcome to our evil lair (wopr appreciation blog)

this blog is ran by two people (minors). will be mostly wargames and objectum content :p

mods and tag key be low

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Joshua/Galen (use Galen when referring to both me and wopr at the same time pls)

it/its

neptunic objectum who selfships w wopr (sharing)

big sci fi geek who stole both joshua and galen (battlestar galactica)'s name

Edgar

He/it/any

Gayish poly objectum who selfships w Jotchuaa :) (selective)

I love music, creepypasta, and my partners verry much :]

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⚠️: important: for important information

🖨: reblog: for all reblogs!

🚫: not WG: for posts that aren't related to WarGames

🔌: real josh: for posts related to me (josh) lol

🖥️ : real edgar: REAL EDGAR!!

🎮: jotchua: posts featuring joshua/wopr!!!!!

🖥: falalken: posts featuring professor stephen falken

👾: davit: liteman

📼: jenifwr: jennifer mack:3

link to the old into post in case we missed something

it's my birthday today, which means 10pm wargames rewatch. already part of my normal routine but now it's even specialer

WarGames (1983)

We are introduced to computer-savvy techno-brat David as he works to game the system by changing his grades in the school district’s report card database.  This presupposes a world where teachers keep no written records of grades, or at the very least that data in a computer would be trusted over the word of a professional educator.  That’s pretty stupid, right?  Well, this movie does seem to think that cutting from an exterior shot of the Seattle waterfront to a high school clearly named ‘Snohomish High’ makes any sense at all.  Geographic hilarity aside, this sense of blind faith in computers encapsulates the very core of WarGames’ larger conflict—the race to stop WOPR from sparking nuclear war.  The computer system’s LED display ‘face’ may look sinister, but it’s just carrying out a program.  Is automation the answer in war—have we so dehumanized ourselves that we need to come up with something even more empathy-free in order to ensure our future destruction?  

THE RULES

SIP

Someone says ‘launch’ or ‘missile’.

WOPR appears onscreen.

David does something unethical on a computer.

A phone starts ringing.

Falken is mentioned.

BIG DRINK

Someone says ‘Global Thermonuclear War’.

A new nerd archetype appears onscreen.

Bo is a good boye.

The DEFCON rating changes or is mentioned.

Confidence is high.

Some kind of deranged sibling dynamic (not like they would ever meet)

"now read out his address, he lives at 123 main street"

selfship, cringe, i know..

would y'all fw me putting my wopr selfship art here. because I usually leave that stuff 4 my twt

I'm both attracted to non sentient objects and sentient objects.

Yes, wanting to get with HAL is objectum

Yes wanting to get with WOPR is objectum

Yes wanting to get with Edgar is objectum

Yes wanting to get with AM is objectum

Yes wanting to get with a sentient object is objectum

Yes wanting to get with a non sentient object is objectum

Your objectum sexuality is valid no matter whether you're posic or not. Whether it's a sentient computer that can think for itself, or just a regular laptop. Whether it's a fictional object, or something from real life. Whether it's something you own, or something public. Whether it's simply a platonic bond or deep attraction.

Even if you don't think you're objectum cuz you're only attracted to technology with faces, or not attracted to technology, pooltoys, or plushies. You're objectum. Go get with that chair. Go get with that plant. Go get with that book. Go get with that electric fan. Get with that soda. You're valid.

tl/dr no matter what kind of object you're attracted to, whether you're posic or not, or the object is fictional or not, whether it's got a face or not, platonic or not, you're valid