Reblog If You've Read All The Peculiar Children Books I Want To Know You Exist

Have fun with these lmfao

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

This has to have already been posted but just in case

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

the way i’d genuinely be logan’s dog. he could put a collar on me and pet my head and scratch behind my ears and i’d always kneel/lay/sit at his feet. i’d make a terrible guard dog but he doesn’t need one of those anyway. i’d just be a ‘sit there and look pretty’ show dog for his enjoyment

"devil of hell's kitchen" no baby you're the angel of my dreams c'mere let me nurse you back to health

blue collar!rafe when babydoll shoves her phone in his face for a tiktok trend. approximately 10 seconds before he gets annoyed.