Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.
Finney: …McLovin.
Grabber: …McLovin?
Finney: Yeah.
Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.
Finney: I had to pick on the spot!
Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?
Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.
Grabber:
Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!
Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!
Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?
Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?
Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Finney: Fuck you!
Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Finney: No, I am McLovin.
Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!
So… If stiles existed you KNOW he would have had a Tumblr. In this essay I will…
Derek walks over to the dining table to pick up his laptop which Stiles had been researching on. Well, research? He's pretty sure this isn't research.
“Stiles, what the hell is this?” Derek gestures to the open webpage on the laptop.
“It's the internet Derek, I know I've explained this to you before.” The smirk from Stiles is so unbelievably arrogant Derek could slap him. But maybe he could have a little fun with this.
“Yes. I am aware,” he says, completely deadpan, “you took great pains with it. Or caused me pain anyway. But I meant this specifically… This… Does not look like pack research. I don't admittedly know what to does look like, but…” he scowled at Stiles
“What are you…” Stiles muttered as he came back from the kitchen, looking confused, before barking out a laugh. “Nah, man, that's just Tumblr, I was taking a little break from the research to clear my head.”
Derek put on his best (hopefully) confused and grumpy expression at Stiles’ reponse. “But, what… Is it?” Derek saw Peter appear on the sidelines. His ability to pick up on mischief, whether he was creating it or not, was terrifying.
“Dude! Come on! Tumblr? It's probably older than you are!” Stiles laughed and then seeing Derek's face, he pretended to pout. “Aww, did they not have Tumblr for technologically backward werewolves who only want to scowl? Poor sourwolf, you don't know what you've been missing! The fanfiction alone! The memes! The in-jokes!” Stiles was gesticulating more and more wildly, pacing around the room.
“Oh come on Derek, you-” Derek shot Peter a look and a smirk that made Peter falter just a little as he realised what was going on, but not enough for Stiles to notice. “You must remember Tumblr, Laura was always on there.” Derek sent Peter the slightest nod of thanks, and Peter's eyes lit up in glee.
“Laura had Tumblr? Do you know what her username was? We could find it! I could find it, we could see what she…” Stiles trailed off as he realised what he was saying. “You know, I could try, if you wanted me to?”
Stiles had stopped pacing, his voice softening and his arms wrapped around himself. This had taken a turn Derek had not expected.
“I guess I might be able to remember… Maybe if you explain it to me, because it just seems so…”
Stiles’ face lit up in response. “Course! I mean, we gotta start with bringing you into the 21st Century sometime, or at least the 19th would help, because the whole Heathcliff lurking in shadows thing is kinda old. We need to get you to understand our references!”
“I know who Heathcliff is, if that's any help?” Derek said, trying to sound a little coward and out of his depth. Stiles could be such an ass sometimes, and Derek would get his own back.
“Of course you do, big guy, of course you do.”
So, Derek sits back and makes Stiles try to explain exactly what Tumblr is, in excruciating detail. And then pretends to still not understand it. Peter has had to leave the room several times so he doesn’t burst out in laughter.
“Derek! Come on! This is not that hard! For the love of….” Stiles flounces around the room, getting redder and redder in the face, and even Derek is beginning to break at this.
“Stiles, what was it you were saying about codes? I think I remember something about that…” Peter asks, distracting Stiles’ attention from Derek for a moment.
“Yes! Yep, codes… It's one of those things so people would say a phrase, and it would identify them to other Tumblr users in the real world, but mean nothing to anyone else… it’s um…”
“Stiles, don’t tell me that great brain of yours has forgotten the code? Wasn’t it about liking something?” Peter was not holding back his smirk.
At that moment, in a moment of weakness, Derek replies “I like your shoelaces.” He screws up his face as he realises what he has just said out loud.
“I fucking KNEW IT!” crows Stiles, spinning on the spot to point the finger at Derek. “I will find you in there, you can’t hide from me, there is no getting away from me now, I will find you.”
Derek sighs. Great. “This isn’t Taken, Stiles. Stop trying to channel Liam Neeson.”
The sound that is emitted from Stiles could best be described as a squark. “But you don’t…. But you….” He flails between Derek and Peter, who is laughing so hard he’s struggling to breathe. Stiles spins himself around so much, he ends up making himself dizzy and ends up on the floor with a thump.
Peter stops laughing long enough to glare at Derek. “Did you HAVE to break him? He’s my entertainment!”
Derek raises an eyebrow.
A slurred "I'm okay" is heard from the floor.
Sorry guys I have raging daddy issues I will not apologize for all the Logan Howlett age gap smut and blurbs that I read ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
Paul Dano is goofy af but imma still fuck him 😩
I actually enjoyed s3 of the bear I just think it would've been better if they let carmy kill chef david with a hammer
THE VOICES
hayden big-dicked, period orgasm donor, spitter, ass-eater, eye-contact lover christensen
Part 2 of "Back the Future Us" AU Castiel hasn't told Dean that him and Future Dean are married and live together Dean, after a night of sleep in Castiel's guest room, wakes up to snoop around, trying to find his Future Self's phone number or something He's surprised to learn that Castiel doesn't take his shit anymore
teen wolf is a known horrendously bad show but do not ever doubt the fact that they had stiles stilinski clearing bitches left and right. he did not ever HESITATE
THERES ANOTHER BOOK?!??!
⚠️MoW Spoilers⚠️
My man Abe gave no shits when it came to Hollows, huh? Just out there experimenting on how to effectively kill them; pushing them off roofs, running them over with tanks, etc. What an absolute mad lad 😂
꧁𝐼’𝑚 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡꧂
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