“I just wanna watch him get beat up”
“I want to watch him lose every fight”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if everyone who went against him beat him?”
“He would get his ass beaten by anyone and everyone, including Conan Edogawa”
“I just want to see him get punched, repeatedly, by real and fictional people.”
“Because he's ripped and clearly willing to go to insane lengths to win. This guy will punch you in the throat, he doesn't give a shit.”
“There ain’t nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!”
*tears up* Will you be the ava to my cado?
he probably tried to use his boots to go up higher then got yelled at
Hi, I will have the... Uhm...
I... think I asked a question on the wrong blog! Oops.
Hey, Ian! Fantastic work on The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog, loved the story you wrote and you did great work with all the characters involved. I was wondering about Barry (the protagonist) and what type of animal he might be. Do you know what Barry is supposed to be?
As a follow-up, a photo of Ian Jr. appears in the Library alongside the Conductor's portrait. What's Ian Jr.'s connection to the Conductor and the Mirage Express, if there is one?
they have a boys night every second Thursday.
And the conductor and his wife are dogs, and the player character is a quokka!
isnt delaware the name of that one person like uh whats new delaware or smth?
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
The funniest lore bit from the murder of sonic the hedgehog
Is that shadow showed up to Amy’s birthday, realized he forgot a present, panicked, tried to over compensate by buying a hyper specific one, failed, than spent the rest of evening trying to hide this had occurred at all
Yet despite that, in generations Shadow didn’t show up or was too busy to attend Sonic’s birthday at all
Meanwhile, Sonic forgot his present, the cake, and his wallet
Marx wants the jiggle jiggle skin
"Meet the mods!!" [< -- at a graveyard]
Going back to the michael streamer au uhhhhhh just gonna be dumping things here lol
Idk, when he was in the fnaf 6 fire he tweeted something along the lines of "Hey guys! I won't be streaming for a bit! As I have some personal things to attend to! I'll let you know when that's all sorted out! :3"
Uhhh idk Michael teaches CC and Lizzie twitch and he makes them his mods 😭😭😭😭
You know what screw it Charlie's also mod, and It's just that one meme of that guy standing in the corner with a solo cup and going "haha they don't know I have ghosts moderating my twitch chat"
He gets a sponsorship from fazent one day which he turns down 😭
It confuses literally his entire audience because his entire platform is about the fnaf games (little do they know he has much beef with fazent lol)
when he becomes glamfred, he thinks to himself "dam, is this karma for turning down that sponsored stream?"
I think he'd do drawing streams from time to time, and idk, when he's glamfred he boots up procreate in his internal software or something 😭😭😭😭
He's always asked "how do you know that didn't happen?" In chat and he goes "don't worry about it chat"
All eyes were on Magolor. Everything had gone quiet. Too quiet. Every moment of silence felt like another weight on Magolor’s back. The worst part of it all? He knew that his friends were right. If they were to get to the bottom of this, their best bet lay in the creature who had possessed the Master Crown for the longest.
Kirby. Bandee. Dedede. Meta Knight. They promised that they would be with him the whole time.
He would hold them to that promise.
The mage sighed, “I don’t have much of a choice, do I?”
“No,” the four said in unison, making Magolor flinch.
The mage turned to the control panel. His hands briefly tightened into fists before relaxing again. He took a deep breath, smoothed his ears back, and gave the dreaded command.
“Lor. Set a course for Halcandra.”