Alice: I Can Fix Him

girls be like “he’s my baby” and it’s literally a grown man who's commit several felonies

I'm killing myself

Ben Blackwood vibes

God says: My peace isn’t fragile. It’s your anchor in the storm. Keep your faith in Me. — God

The Volturi : Politics Edition

Jane : raging communist

Demetri : believes in gay marriage but still votes Trump because he finds it humorous how fucking dumb he is

Heidi : votes for the most attractive candidate no matter the party or morals (actively participates in the Canadian elections)

Afton : third party enough said 

Alec : isn’t registered and has mixed views (doesn’t have a party)

Felix : feral liberal and socialist and wears BERNIE2020 merch 

Caius : republican.

Aro : claims to be a liberal for the clout but secretly is homophobic and thinks capitalism aids the lower class (doesn’t believe in free healthcare)

Marcus : whos running again? I was too busy cross-stitching this butterfly print for Athenodora. She likes my work 🙂

Chelsea : BRING BACK THE FUCKING MONARCHY 

Sulpicia : kill all men

Athenodora : democrat.  

Corin : female dictatorship, she admires propaganda and was excited when the rumours that Kim Jong Un was dead and his sister could have been possibly taking over  

Santiago : guns.

God’s got my back.

That Cullen kid is being weird with your daughter

my “twins weasley phase” wasn’t just a phase.

They got him 😔 they got Pookie 😫 I’m gonna kms

Written for @mrstodoroki: “an au where Endeavor was killed by the high end nomu and Dabi decides to run away with reader.”

Warnings: mentions of death, minors dni

You were currently driving while Dabi slept next to you in the passenger seat. He usually got motion sickness during car rides and you were the only one between the two of you both who could drive.

All your clothes, toiletries, and a week’s worth of food were piled in the backseat. It was now past two in the morning and you had not once stopped at a hotel or a restaurant, only gas stations and rest stops. You were tired, but you kept driving until you were no longer in Tokyo.

You were leaving your old life behind to start a new one.

The death of the number one pro-hero, Endeavor, shocked all of Japan. He had died taking down the high end nomu that he fought. Some people grieved, some worried for his family, but Dabi had been ecstatic. You knew about his past, his “death”, and resurrection as a villain.

With his father gone, Dabi saw no point in continuing to work for the league, seeing as how his job was done. After saying goodbye to Shigaraki, Compress, Spinner, Twice, and Toga, he asked you to run away with him.

At first, you had been hesitant. Not only were you running away with a wanted criminal, but you’d be leaving behind your family, your friends, your job, your house, and any future plans you had.

But you loved Dabi, and seeing him plead you to come with him, knowing he didn’t want to be alone again, was enough to change your mind without thinking twice.

It was hard, saying goodbye to your loved ones while also lying to them about your reason for leaving, but you knew they would never approve of your relationship with the arsonist. And if something did happen to you, at least you wouldn’t drag them with you. In a way, you were keeping them safe.

—Time skip—

The sun was beginning to rise by the time you made it to your location. A cabin hidden in the mountains, away from civilization. The owner had been so eager to sell it that he had given it to you for free, which was a relief for you.

You gently shook Dabi awake and he helped you unload the car into your new home. Noticing how tired you were, Dabi told you to rest and reassured that he would finish unpacking. You kissed him on the cheek and headed to your shared bedroom.

You felt gross in the clothes you had worn all day, so you turned on the shower, and while you waited for the water to warm up, you unpacked your shampoo and conditioner, body wash, face cream, and other bathroom essentials.

By the time you finished, Dabi had already put the food away in their correct spaces and was now changing out of his clothes. He didn’t blame you for taking a long time to shower, but he hoped you left some hot water for him.

You stepped out of the bathroom, now in your pajamas and hair damp from drying it with the towel. Dabi kissed your forehead as he passed by and you immediately settled into bed, falling asleep as soon as you were under the covers.

You were so out that you didn’t even hear Dabi turn off the water and step back into your shared bedroom. Putting his own pajamas on, he crawled into bed with you and hugged you close to him before falling asleep himself.

This was the start of a new life. For you and him.