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MCU angst playlist: Civil War era Tony

Poor Tony :(

#mcuangstplaylist

Shipping Sam and Joaquin 70% bc I think it would be funny for Sam and Bucky to both have feral, adhd, human golden retriever, heart of gold and so so stupid and self sacrificing boyfriends. I need those boys TESTING their patience. I need Sam and Bucky trying to fight off migraines with those two idiots vibrating with pure 20-something energy in the backseat of Sam’s hummer. I need them asking eachother why they thought dating younger superheroes was a good idea, not at their age with their backs. But oh, they’re just so great. They love their respective guys so damn much. Sam who flamed Bucky for Peter for months before him and Joaquin happened and now Bucky gets to be smug about how he told him so. I need them to spend so much time as a unit of 4 that it’s painfully obvious to both of them that they found the same guy in two different fonts. I need the Wilson’s being equally obsessed with how adorable Peter and Joaquin are. I need Sarah equally in Sam and Bucky’s business about marrying that nice boy, you know you can’t do better. I need Peter and Joaquin scheming, I need Bucky to experience pure terror when he asks Peter who he’s texting that he’s laughing so much and Peter replies “just Joaquin” and Bucky knows those two idiots are up to no good. I need Joaquin’s dumb, brilliant ass deciding he should go on patrol with Peter sometimes and Bucky and Sam being so, so unsurprised when they’re both falling apart come sunrise, and I need Bucky have to comfort Peter when the guilt sinks in as he hears Sam yelling at Joaquin in their guest bedroom bedroom that he’s not enhanced so he can’t do stupid shit like that, I don’t care if you have gear we’re not like them. You can’t do things like this because if something happened to you I’d- I can’t have anything happen to you, okay? I need you. Bucky kissing Peter’s forehead and rubbing his back as Peter whispers ‘I- I didn’t mean for him to get hurt I didn’t think he’d get hurt I forgot I didn’t mean to-“ “I know baby, I know. They know too.” And Sam has to come out eventually, quietly asking ‘Is it okay if he rests up a little bit?’ And Peter nodding aggressively. “Do you guys need anything else from the first aid kit? Can I run out for something? Can I do anything?” “Nah, we’re cool. He’s just busted up and I’m- I’m not mad he just scares the shit out of me.” “I didn’t mean for anything to happen to him” “I know Pete, I know”. And the silence gets awkward and Peter hates it and Bucky nudges Sam. “Go back in there. Cuddle with your guy he’s hurtin.” And Sam nods because all he needed was the push.

I'll never get over this meme 🤣🤣🤣

Translation:

"Movie Summary

Spiderman Homecoming: An older man gives expensive gifts to a minor he met online and asks him to wear tight clothing"

LMFAO

~ mystisophia 🍒

Hating specific ships as a multishipper is so funny. It's like: "I'm cool with most ships. Except that one. It knows what it did."

Funny thing to imagine is the public finding out Spider-Man is broke gradually.

Like there will be obvious pictures of Peter using the same suit that was torn for days but people just chalk it up as him not having time to get a new one as opposed to not having the resources to repair it. Or the times they see him scavenging in trash cans and getting audibly excited to see a piece of technology that he can use. Obviously he just likes collecting old tech and whatever he found must’ve been rare. Or the number of times he saves hot dog stand vendors and all he asks in return is a single hot dog. He’s just being modest obviously and doesn’t expect much for being a hero. It’s not like he can’t afford food at times.

The time where people started actually considering that Peter might actually be broke is when he was swinging extremely fast across the city before abruptly stopping and landing on the streets to pick up a single dollar while being visibly excited about it. He even chased the dollar for a few seconds since the wind picked it up before swinging off again.

Civilians: Guys, Spider-Man can’t be broke. He spends all day helping New York and doesn’t seem to have an off day. That means he has to be somewhat financially competent so he can live comfortably when he’s not out there being a hero, unless he’s putting New York over his own well being- oh my god, he might actually be broke!

Our roomba (Dracula) gets his eyes caught on things so husband has removed them while he vacuums. I’m really uncomfortable watching Dracula bumble into stuff with tape patches marking his eyeless sockets while he cleans our house for free. I hate that Husband returns his eyes when he’s finished, accidentally reinforcing a sort of “eyes are for good little workers” message.

I need to glue the styrofoam eyes on better so Dracula can have them all the time. And maybe I’ll feed him a handful of sand just for him as a thank you for all his hard work.

crisp glass of water moodboard

Peter who’s never really been able to date because of his powers but tried not to talk about it because he’s insecure about it, and finds it embarrassing.

Virgin Peter who can’t even remember the last time he was kissed.

Peter who’s romantically and sexually stunted and knows it’s not healthy to get his emotional fulfillment from rom coms and books but that’s all he can do.

Peter who’s so naïve romantically, sexually. He knows of the horrors of this world and the universe but doesn’t know when he’s getting played.

Peter who gets so love sick with his crushes. Who yearns so badly, who can act on it for one reason or another but it’s so, so obvious. The wide eyes and loving looks, the sweet softness in his voice.

And the team knows it well by now, the phases of a Peter Parker super crush. The build up, when it hasn’t hit him yet but they’re watching him fall. The “she’s so nice” “he looks different, did he get a haircut?” “He’s so funny” phase. Then the crush itself. The crush that only grows deeper and deeper. The soft sighs, the head on his hand. The puppy dog eyes. The ‘obsession’. Maybe it’s brutal to call it that, but he becomes absorbed. And then the break. He realizes it’ll never happen and it breaks. And he’s sad, he’s mopey, little gives him joy. It’s an honest to god depression.

And when his newest crush is on Bucky, well. People talk. It’s the talk of the tower. It’s patronizing towards Peter and he doesn’t appreciate it.

Bucky noticed. Sure. Peter got more present. He’s everywhere suddenly. He’s sweeter, as if he wasn’t already the sweetest thing. He’s so obvious. Bucky can’t not notice it, even if he doesn’t acknowledge it more than a soft smile and a kind word.

Peters his friend- he’s all of their friend. And he’s the only one who seems to remember that fact right now.

It’s tactless, it’s disrespectful and worst of all it’s unkind. And he’s comfortable telling everyone to shut the fuck up about it.

The problem is, Peter’s thing… it’s working on him. Not that he can say it.

Bucky’s in the gym. It’s a hell of a gym in the tower. Sure weights aren’t doing a damn thing for half of them, but the facilities are immense. Super-heavy bags that he won’t knock off their stand, expansive facilities for sparring and mobility work and drills. There’s also a lovely meditation and yoga room.

And Bucky finally snaps one day in their little meditation circle. Some of them with… foggier brains like to meet regularly, meditate and commissariate. It’s a big group.

And Peter, sweet Peter, walks past the glass walled room on his way to the bags and grins and waves, sweet genuine Peter.

And that’s when the comments start. And Bucky’s had enough.

“Where are you going, Barnes?”

“To ask Peter out and shut everyone the fuck up” he grumbled.

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple