I Love The Headcanon That Jason Writes Fanfiction And The Funniest Part Of It To Me Is How His Author

*Throwing Timkon in the air*

The best compliments and insults are both just describing the person. Just describe whatever you can clearly observe about them. The distinction of whether that's an insult or a compliment is whether you're saying it with a pleasant tone, or if you're saying that like it's a bad thing.

Children, who make their observations in an utterly deadpan voice as neutral remarks, are capable of obliviously roasting people because they haven't noticed this.

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

i don't believe i ever posted this on here,,,, this was before LoF was even a concept and it was still just an au between me and alighterwood,,,, baby boy,,,,

YK what makes me sad? And mad?

No one puts out any married spiderstrange content.

I want it! I want domestic bliss! I want the comfort of 5 years in! I want Stephen referring to peter and himself as his little family on their holliday cards signed “the Parker-Strange’s”. I want the domesticity!

I want the avengers eventually coming to accept that these two weirdos who absolutely no one saw coming are in love, fine, and eventually having to cope with them being married, which, again. Fine. But they’ll team up with other hero’s and they’ll just be SHOCKED

Like Scott Lang comes to town for the first time in a couple years and he asks Peter a question about something, and peters just stirring his coffee like “I don’t know, ask my husband. He’s got a better understanding of how pyms shit works than me. I’m just the new Nano tech guy”

And Scott’s like HOLD THE PHONE YOURE MARRIED? YOURE A CHILD! TO WHO?? And peters just like “uh, first off all I’m 24. Second of all, Stephen. Duh” and Scott’s like “THE WIZZARD? YOU ARE MARRIED TO THE WIZZARD” and peter just blinks slowly. “Yeah. For a little over a year”

Carols on world.

She’s talking to Stephen like “you know what, I have this friend and I think you’d be a great fit for them” and Stephen can’t shut it down fast enough, “no no no no no thank you, I’m very happily married” and she just cocks an eyebrow. Sure he wears a ring but he wears MANY magical little doodads. “You know, my husband. You’ve worked with him before, Peter? Spider-Man?” And shes just flabbergasted. “Stephen! You cradle robber!”

Stephen and peter have their own sence of humor. Their own language practically. No one gets it.

Stephen and peter, minding their own business in the sanctum, Thursday night. Peters curled up, Stephens got a lazy arm around his shoulder holding him comfortably close while they binge watch their latest trash TV obsession over a glass of wine and tony shows up because he needs them for a mission. He’s never quite gotten used to their relationship, but In this moment he can’t get over “Stephen, are you in bunny slippers?”.

They deserve soft domesticity!!!!

time loop fans when the loop changes slightly

Bucky didn't know when he got attached to Peter.

He doesn't know if it's when Peter smiled at him and ask if he prefers James or Bucky or if he had another preference.

He doesn't know if it was when Peter surprised him with a homemade dessert cause he found an account online that explores "vintage" recipes and thought Bucky would know best if it was right or not.

He doesn't know if it was when Sam made a crack at him and Peter ended up tripping Sam, giving him a grin before running off.

He doesn't know if it's when he caught Peter sneaking into his apartment to visit Alpine. And bringing her gifts. It's good to know that it wasn't Alpine stealing cat toys and bringing them home.

He doesn't know if it was when Peter asked if his arm was doing okay and if he needed any maintenance.

He doesn't know if it was when Peter invited him out to conney island.

He doesn't know if it was when Peter asked him to join him when he visited his parents graves, and ended up visiting his own parents and siblings. And Peter had brought beautiful stones he collected to put them on all the graves.

He doesn't know if it was when Peter was pestered him about history. Whether it was a historical event or something as silly as was this around then? Has it change etc?

He doesn't know if it was when he noticed someone else was paying attention to Peter.

He doesn't know what he is going to do.