Revitalizing This Dead Tumblr With Memes I’ve Been Posting On My Twitter, I Am Here To Provide The

I'm hopping back on the boat that the spider that bit Peter was mixed with one of the spider that has that glow in the dark/blacklight markings that glow.

So Peter's freckles glow in the right light or glow at night.

I just the love the idea of someone discovering this.

The Alchemy- Football Player! Bucky x Ballerino! Peter

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

our spiritually elevated rejection of canon vs their intellectually dishonest refusal to engage with the text

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

saw this meme on twitter and had to doodle them

Bane holding Dick dressed as Batman: I promise I will break your back as well

Bane attempts to snap dicks spine

Dick: *bends*

Bane: *straightens Dick back and tries to snap dicks spine over his knee*

Dick ‘I wanted to be a contortionist in the circus’ Grayson: bends to accommodate shape of knee

Bane: wut

Dick: … I’m Batman?

Bane: …

Dick: idk man it seemed appropriate for the moment

Bane:….

Steve walks into an Avengers meeting room to see Peter and Clint talking:

Peter: I haven't paid taxes in 4 years and I'm fine

Steve: *leaves room in confusion and then comes back 30 seconds later to inquire more*

Peter: All I'm saying is if I were god I could do a better job

Steve: *leaves again*

I posted this on TikTok but I thought I’d post it here too