Any Stairway Is A Stairway To Heaven If You’re Clumsy Enough

That's horrible

In an earthquake, coffins basically become maracas

As a writer, I completely agree.

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It hurts

I love them, and they deserved better then The Burning Maze.

you stOP THAT. 

Your right hand has never touched your right elbow

WHY IS IT SO TRUE

You have an ATM that gives you the exact amount of money you need to survive for the day, how you spend it is your choice. Today you are given $70,000,000.

Absolutely

am i finally gonna be able to astral project into the ikea in the 5th dimension?

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Current Novel: This Day I Rise

Truuuuueee

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seth WHY

......does it????

If a redhead works at a bakery does that make him a ginger-bread man?