Karlie Kloss. Just A Weird Tall Alien 👽

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Kelly Clarkson sang Lavender Haze on her show today wearing a yellow shirt, 13 days before December 8th, the last Eras tour show. Call me suspicious. 🤨

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‘representation is crucial.’

The Friends comment had me..

But it's actually tragic; the non-existense of representation - growing up as a queer millennial kid

Can’t say that this did the trick though 😂 or saved me from internalised homophobia.

Friends, you will never not be my favourite 🧡

I don’t even care who the author is, I’m mildly obsessed with these poems 💗💗

PS the first ever lesbian kiss I saw on TV was Carol and Susan on Friends in 1999. I was 10. What was yours?

a line of poetry that you vaguely remember.. does a random episode of himym also count as poetry? disney plus is a field filled with landmines

or goldmines that's up to you to decide

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Britney Spears guest appearence

SWAMPS

Robin (is hot)

childhood - dad - booy/girl

'wanting' children theme

barney’s playbook

also I don’t watch a show to get a sad ass ending

we have real life for that

purple giraffes

sandcastles (in the sand)

Canada

dad jokes

Robin is from Vancouver, Canada ERAS TOUR Vancouver, CA - BC Place Fri, Dec 6, 2024 Sat, Dec 7, 2024 Sun, Dec 8, 2024

i'm too tired for this shit loll.. should've know better (again)

your Q&A's (of all of you), i can't

——— addendum - cause girl… “poetry” you could’ve just called it watching the same tv shows growing up it would’ve saved me a lot of time.

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——— ‘watched a lot of tv and drank a lot of wine’

i bet you did 😂 no proof not much - right lmao

13 minutes you say?

Okay okay.. just another koincidence I’m sure.

Karlie Elizabeth BETTY Kloss!

Taylor Alison JAMES Swift!

Please, I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. It’s ruining my life 😭

I can’t listen to ‘random’ music anymore without you two koincidencing (yes – I just decided that it’s a verb).

I've had some tricks up my sleeve Takes one to know one You're a cowboy like me

couldn’t make this shit up even if I tried

This Herman dude band is on a youtube playlist I made in 2012. I kind of forgot that it even existed. Nice catchy tunes with a blue Yeti walking around in the mv, little did I know..

So, no I do not spend every second of my life desperately looking for kaylor clues 👯‍♀️ intertwining, interlacing, interconnecting

Having an open mind, rolling new ideas over.. My mind is alive, I’m not asleep 🫠

Untangling the story of two princesses…

The feeling is mutual — 🎃

Karlie Elizabeth BETTY Kloss!

Taylor Alison JAMES Swift!

Please, I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. It’s ruining my life 😭

I can’t even listen to ‘random’ music anymore without you two koincidencing (yes – I just decided that it’s a verb).

I've had some tricks up my sleeve Takes one to know one You're a cowboy like me

Mass movement of joy?

Sure Taylor.

It has been a blast so far..

being part of this mass movement 😭

GUYS!

i might be late to the party…

…but guess at what time taylor woke up to record the vocals for folklore?

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ehm, no not really?! 8.30 sounds reasonable 🤷‍♀️

it’s not like driving around at midnight without your headlights on

making your midnights your afternoons

or still being awake at 3 am?

you could be standing in the mirror at 4 am

talking to yourself

so yeah all things considered..

8.30 - a perfect time to wake up if you ask me

now and forevermore ☀️

the fact that she’s letting the whole crowd get pumped up for the show with THIS song will never not be funny to me.

like never 😂

(but who’s @pulia anyway 🙄)

Her Supreme Muse... Karlie Kloss! 🥰

I'm sorry if you've seen this before, but I'm incredibly shocked that I'm only seeing this now. 😮

Oh! Thanks, @pulia for showing me how insane and loud Taylor is about being in love and inspired by her love story with KK. 🥰

I'm really shocked right now. I think this broke me. 😂🙈

Your pfp is so pretty 😍💖

aaah thanks! it's because i like pretty (gay) people LOL !!!

also i really like the stuff jack and taylor were doing with the synths and other production bits on midnights. leaning into vocal effects on midnight rain and dear reader, echoey drums on anti-hero like the monster on the hill is lurching towards you through a big empty space, the way bejeweled literally sounds like it's glinting and sparkling, the kind of fuzzy electronic sounds behind labyrinth, the background vocal of her yelling 'i'm so in love!' in paris, the ominous synth throbbing behind maroon that makes you feel like you're there with her looking across the city skyline in the hour before dawn