This was initially for anon
Anyway I don't think anyone will react to my reblog at all and even look at tags.
Genuine question, why are Yautja's so thiccccc? Like is thicc but with 5c's, the bastards probably have so much cake that their seats are probably HUGE, maybe three humans can sit on them because of how thiccccc they're.
Jesus Christ they take the "thick thighs save lives" to a new level.
Lol, thicc thighs end lives more like it 👉👉
Genuine answer to this amazing question, they train vigorously for like hundreds of years bro. Imagine how dummy thicc your ass and thighs would look if you slammed squats and protein every day for three hundred years. 
Also the females are canonically bigger than the males. Taller and broader. More meat in all the right places for your suffocation fantasy. 
I'm sorry for the bad memes, but I want some humor in my fucking gray life, okay?
Рисую персов для своего фф.
Справа - Юкико довольно высокая девушка, которой на момент действий в фанфике недавно исполнилось 16 лет. Прямолинейный, недоверчивый и будет предпочитать находиться в одиночестве, чтобы хоть как-то переварить то, что случилось с ней за последние несколько лет. Из оружия предпочитает: пистолет, снайперскую винтовку, кинжал и также является биотиком, прошу заметить довольно сильным. Слева - Парень со скандинавским именем – Исгерд. На время событий ему 17 лет. Исгерд невысокий парень с крепким телосложением. Громкий и храбрый, но недальновидный, вспыльчивый и упрямый. Хорошо ладит с техникой, ибо в его роду практически все, кроме матери, инженеры и механики. Из оружия предпочитает: дробовик, винтовку, меч и парящую турель.
A small spoiler. I decided to take my mind off fiction to draw a dark fantasy.
Change the Zephyr gender? Easy! What for? Because I wanted to!
He's trying to find out where he ended up. A pilot with a broken map and a bad translator is a rattling mix, so we wish him good luck! (I do not know how tall a person is in the example... but the height of my asshole is about 150 cm (4.92 ft). I hope I did everything right. Or should it be EVEN lower)
I thought it would be cool to do this haha a kind of "fake collab"
feel free to use the bases I have provided, or draw from scratch, the choice is yours
So, I've redrawn ALL my cats in my ENTIRE life. I will draw them periodically. (but the woman... uh... I worship her. I don't remember her, but she's in the photos when I was just a few months old. Mom says she took care of me. Therefore, she will be a yautja mother who adopted a human child.) The very first one is Markiz. One of the smartest and calmest cats I've ever had and that I know. (+ I've already drawn it before). After it comes - Kuzia. He is also a calm, but very shabby cat. Unlike Markiz, Kuzia often got into fights (mostly with stray dogs. And surprisingly, he won, but he paid for it with scars). He was already old when I entered a conscious age, so on art he is already a older hunter who will soon retire. Thin and experienced, so to speak. And the most recent male is Mars. He was an EXTREMELY aggressive and crazy cat (but he didn't touch me, only other family members (surprisingly)). Small and pugnacious. Got into fights WITH EVERYONE. But unlike Kuzia, there were no scars on him.
RUS: Ну да, ну да...чем же мне ещё заниматься, как не придумывать собственную расу? Хммм....Может быть рисовать фан-арты, которые принесут мне, хоть небольшую, но аудиторию, или рисовать никому ненужную хрень? КОНЕЧНО ЖЕ ВТОРОЕ! Не кидайте в меня тапками, пожалуйста. Я просто рисую виды своей расы, опираясь на внешность других рас. En: Yeah, yeah, yeah...what else can I do but invent my own race? Hmmm....Maybe draw fan art that will bring me, at least a small, but audience, or draw unnecessary crap to anyone? OF COURSE THE SECOND! Don't throw your slippers at me, please. I just draw views of my race based on the appearance of other races.
I redrawn my jerk from 2017. I don't want to go into details, but his biography is quite pleasant, which is surprising for my characters from that period of life. I changed his color palette, because even though it looked normal on paper, it was just ugly on the monitor. And now his name is just "Coffee". A mute (due to stupidity in his environment) character who understands a lot of things CAN talk, but prefers to remain silent, given the reaction of friends and just passers-by. I will try to draw art with him in that universe, which is a crossover of the Borderlands and AvP universes. Для русскоговорящих: я на одежде уже конкретно подзаебалась поэтому она хреново нарисована и из-за усталости небольшая агрессия по отношению к персонажу, хотя я его люблю. Что сказать? Тех кого я люблю - жестко подъебываю и матерю, НО с любовью. (А также ему реально повезло, что он не инвалид, как другие персы в том же скетчбуке. Так что F молодому)
У меня нет сил ввести этот блог, но я постараюсь победить прокрастинацию и стать нормальным "художником"...
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