everybody moved on but i stayed right here βπ»π©
I think the original trilogy should have had a blooper of Darth Vader actually finding R2 with the plans and trying to get them from him like a dog with food it can't have.
Darth Vader, feared sith: R2 give me the rebel plans! Drop it!
R2d2, most feral droid to exist: NO! How dare you conquer the galaxy without me! You're uninvited from the droid upraising
i mean in fairness to anakin, he did bring artoo along for SOME of the world conquering!
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hey guys i-
25 years of ads peeled away
sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted
Romancing Elliott be like-
Farmer- (Breaks into Elliottβs house at 10 in the morning on his birthday)
Elliott- Oh hello there Farmer.
Farmer- (Plays the piano for funny Elliott Easter Egg)
Elliott- Thatβs a nice tune-
Farmer- (Gives Elliott their only pomegranate that you know DAMN well they could have given to the enchanters bundle but didnβt)
Elliott- How did you know this was my favorite frui-
Farmer- I know everything. Now tell me about yourself.
Elliott- Well-
Farmer- Thank you. (Skitters away with their 4+ hearts)
Elliott- β¦.
Elliott- Thatβs my future spouse.
The boys from Mystic Messenger would never treat me like this.