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Oath of the Courier
A paladin subclass for 5e
Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection.
MAIL.
Tenets of the Courier
The Tenets of the Courier embody a paladin's commitment to delivering the mail with utmost integrity and professionalism.
Handle with Care: Treat anything entrusted to you as preciously as you would your own possessions.
Discrete Delivery: When others confide in you, do not betray their trust. Let none but the intended recipient pry upon what you carry.
Swift Postage: Do your best to fulfill your promises as promptly as possible. Punctuality is a virtue.
To the Letter: Strive to fulfill your oaths exactly as you pledged them. Your word is your promise.
Oath Spells
You gain oath spells at the paladin levels listed.
3rd Level: Expeditious Retreat, Illusory Script 5th Level: Animal Messenger, Arcane Lock 9th Level: Sending, Tongues 13th Level: Legally Distinct Secret Chest, Freedom of Movement 17th Level: Dream, Teleportation Circle
Channel Divinity
When you choose this Oath at 3rd-level, you gain the following two Channel Divinity options:
Postage Stamp: As an action, you mark an object with a magical postage stamp. When creating this stamp, you choose a creature you or an adjacent ally are familiar with to be the object's recipient. This stamp persists for a number of hours equal to twice your paladin level, until the stamped object is delivered to its chosen recipient, or it is dismissed as a bonus action. While holding the stamped object, you can spend an action to magically detect what direction its recipient is in, and approximately how far away they are from you. If the recipient does not want to be located by you, it can make a Wisdom Saving Throw to elude this detection. If you are relying on an ally's familiarity, they get Advantage on this save. If they succeed, they are immune to this effect for 24 hours. You may only have one magical stamp at a time. If you place another, the previous one is immediately dismissed.
This Side Up: As an action, you can use your Channel Divinity to ward a creature or object against toppling. One creature or object within 10 feet becomes immune to the Prone condition. If the target is an object, it must be light enough for you to carry. If the target is an object, it gains Resistance to bludgeoning, force, and thunder damage. If the warded creature or object falls, it may ignore the first 10' of the fall when determining fall damage. These effects last for a number of minutes equal to your Charisma score, minimum 3.
Aura of Determination
Neither rain nor sleet nor hail will stop your delivery of the mail. Starting at 7th level, you emit an Aura of Determination. You and allies within 10' cannot have their speed reduced to less than their base speed when walking, crawling, jumping, or flying. This includes anything that would halve movement, such as Difficult Terrain or Exhaustion; or impose any other fraction-based penalty to speed. You cannot grant any of these effects while you are unconscious.
At 18th level, the range of this aura increases to 30 feet.
Return to Sender
Starting at 15th level, if you are targeted by a spell that targets only you, you may use your Reaction to instead have the spell target its caster. Use the original caster's Spell Save DC, Spell Attack Bonus, and Spellcasting Ability where applicable. If the spell required a Spell Attack Roll, re-roll the attack versus the caster. Once you use this ability, you must finish a short or long rest before you can use it again.
Pen Pal
At 20th level, you can assume the form of a celestial courier. Using your action, you undergo a transformation that grants you the following benefits for 1 hour:
Wings sprout from your back and grant you a flying speed of 60 feet.
Allies who begin their turn within 30' of you gain a 10' bonus to their speed that turn.
Add your Charisma bonus to your Initiative Rolls.
Once you use this feature, you can't use it again until you finish a long rest.
Go forth, swift and trustworthy courier! You are the glue that holds society together!
Explode your dick,
And small your ass,
Get bent, loser,
PENIS BLAST!
I need this for research purposes
SUPER stoked to have a possibility at living in a world with room temp/normal pressure superconductors
holy shit y'all, this is BIG
Now, I'm no scientist, but here's a video detailing what's going on:
fingers crossed this is real, because it's legitimately a game changer if it is!
Probablybadrpgideas casts [vicious mockery]
[MEAN STATEMENT]
Reasons...
starting a collection
Perfection
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
You...
Wait 3 of you? Why is there 3 of you? And adult you?
“Done. They’re dead.” “But… I just hired you!” “That’s how time travel works, partner.”
Perfect, Such raw unfiltered emotion!
Test Post:
Amtrak
skipping every prime numbered session
I choose to read this as an update to your GM but delivered in the most unhelpful method possible.
Keep this is mind, anyone who has a player in their game!
-Pencil
How
Source
Video of Tama
Follow Ultrafacts for more facts
@jamesonnews
i need to talk to someone insane about spiderman NOW!
california girls we’re inconsolable
dreams of doom the visions wont stop
كلب كلب كلب
I think this magician got really excited about Anubis partway through writing this papyri and happened to invent my new favorite epithet
@snom-with-a-knife @i-am-a-snom
Olympus Mons is the opposite of snom. Both because it is a volcano and the name. How do you feel about this information?🎤
can’t think of a worse feeling than coming up with a really great meme, like, 2 months after the image format dies
Perfect time to use this:
I CAST FIREBALL!
rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
The reasoning of the theory that it will gain consciousness is discredited if you take into account that the internet is saturated with billions of people and ai resulting in basically a hive mind, like the science side of tumblr.
« [S]ome AI researchers believe machines will inevitably acquire consciousness as an emergent property when they reach some critical level of complexity. For what it’s worth (which I freely admit to be very little), I have no faith in these claims. The complexity argument seemed plausible a half century ago when computers were in their infancy. Today, consider a simple thought experiment: Which is more complex, the internet (including every computer attached to it), or the brain of a frog? The internet, I would say. And which is more likely to have some sort of inner experience, the internet or the frog? I’ll put my money on the amphibian. »
— Keith Holyoak, The Spider’s Thread: Metaphor in Mind, Brain, and Poetry
This one? @pmseymourva
I'll have you know I'm tangentially associated with internet micro celebrities with a slightly larger following than I.
If you roll a nat 20 on stealth, you also get the element of suprise.
it’s always why the fuck are you making a periodic table blanket and never how was the periodic cloak did you have fun wearing the periodic cloak
I believe that you forgot about Ace people. That attracts them to your location.
Warning if you use this you Initiate the hunt.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, does that mean there are other fruits that can repel different types of medical professionals?
A single person leads the charge. They sit in their damaged armor. They've decided. They're killing both at once. In a silent wasteland, they say but three words.
"Rip and Tear."
During the war between angels and demons, humans are the collateral. They are continuously used by the two forces for their advantage until humanity decides to just kill both.
