Idioticswitcher - Probably Not A Chaos Demon

you! tumblr user!

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

YOU HAVE BEEN ITZTLACOLIUHQUI'ED

Tag your friend to totally render judgement upon them and sweep them of their sins as they freeze away in the winter and become reborn anew like the spring!!!

Science stimboard for anon

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This one? @pmseymourva

I'll have you know I'm tangentially associated with internet micro celebrities with a slightly larger following than I.

Farewell online privacy

I do think it's kind of sweet that with google broken beyond repair, people have resorted to the tried and true method of gaining information: ask the smartest guy in town

And instead of turning to the local librarian, or their high school science teacher, or their grandpa, or the worldwide group chat that is reddit, they decided the wisest sage they know of is you

Congratulations, you've been elected as one of tumblr's village elders.

No one tell this guy I'm the court Jester.

idk has someone done this yet

I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped