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so if you google "__ puns" you mostly get a bunch of AI websites as the top results, and i am kind of fascinated by them, because they read exactly like the kind of jokes little kids tell when they have recently learned about the concept of Humour but they're too young to understand why things are funny:

great job everyone let's hit the showers

They just got that dog in them

I've seen this photographic technique many times, but this is actually weird.

This. This is good.

“Welcome to Hell. The exit is over there, and you can leave whenever you want.”

I thought more like this helicopter

Centaur but the horse part is a helicopter.

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Explain??

[Photo ID: A crude MS paint drawing of two possible human/helicopter hybrids. In the first, the blades are on the top, with the human half dangling helplessly from the bottom. In the second, both the blades and the human half are on the top, causing the blades to cut the human half off. Question marks are under both.]

dungeon meshi textposts pt14, except it is solely my favorite white guy ever

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Have I Reminded You Recently About the No Dignity Classpect System?

You're welcome.

slutty gargoyle be upon ye

You discovered an abandoned one thousand page cookbook one day, and strangely, you found that you can’t flip to the next recipe without making the current dish. Flipping the page, you see the next dish calls for a liter of star dust and gives a “simple” explanation of how to build a starship.