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Why not?

Your a messenger having witnessed the rise of humanity ever since the Greek Gods went into slumber. It is only an hour before they awaken. You now have to explain the entirety of the past 2000 years of humanity, including a new threat to the gods caused by these human devices called ‘Nukes.’

(+part 2)

Everyone suddenly remembers their past lives. You’re doing everything you can to lie about who you were before. “just a common life, honestly boring.”- probably the biggest lie of the century.

slutty gargoyle be upon ye

skipping every prime numbered session

I choose to read this as an update to your GM but delivered in the most unhelpful method possible.

Keep this is mind, anyone who has a player in their game!

-Pencil

choose your side

Costume. Chitons.

Same man I was before

Who wants to be boop spammed? Reblog and ye shall answer

They may not be able to, but maybe two trucks could.