Vincent: So What Do You Do For A Living

Vincent: So what do you do for a living

Thomas: I hunt and kill zombies

Vincent: The fuck no you don't

Thomas: Have you ever seen one?

Vincent: No?

Thomas: Then you are fucking welcome

More Posts from Idioticflare and Others

1 year ago

All my characters, in a car together: Oh no, dragon! What do we do? We're going to die! My main character: I want to distract the dragon by dancing with my crush and going crazy The love interest: I don't want to dance with you when a dragon is trying to eat us! My main character, dancing in circles: Too bad, I'm doing it!


Tags
7 months ago

✨About me✨

My name is Alec (not my legal name ovi)

I’m a queer, neurodivergent, Swedish teenager (not telling you my age)

I mostly post fandom related stuff and I’ve started doing ‼️Fanfic ideas‼️ since i have a hard time completing it (procrastinating)

My favourite emoji is 🤗 and✨ and my favourite colour is blue

1 year ago

Just hit 7000 words!!!! It's just 28 pages but it's progress


Tags
1 year ago

AND PEOPLE STILL THINK THEY WERE JUST FRIENDS!

He wrote: "ily"

But Alexander Hamilton wrote: "Cold in my professions – warm in my friendships – I wish, my Dear Laurens, it were in my power, by actions rather than words, to convince you that I love you."


Tags
2 months ago

I hate when people say that “humans discovered fire”. No we didn’t. We didn’t discover ice or plants. We discovered how to make it and use it. Fire is natural and naturally occurring and we probably used it before we knew how to make it.

And I know some of you are gonna say “obviously, everyone knows that” but no! I’ve seen people talk about it as if humans just magically made fire one day and now we have fire.

And humans didn’t just show up one day. There weren’t humans who never saw or heard of fire in their life. Monkeys know about fire, pre historic humans knew about fire and we know about fire.

People are stupid and we didn’t discover fire.


Tags
1 year ago

Mrs Emerson: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?

Young Vincent Emerson: Uh… Tommy’s Italian?


Tags
11 months ago

Thomas at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots

Vincent, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine


Tags
1 year ago

Some beautiful watcher Grian fanart

(Not my art)

Im Going Insane
Im Going Insane

im going insane


Tags
1 year ago

I’m trans myself, so ofc

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • maeashryver
    maeashryver liked this · 4 months ago
  • shining-nebula2000
    shining-nebula2000 liked this · 9 months ago
  • weaverpop
    weaverpop liked this · 9 months ago
  • somekindabreadloaf
    somekindabreadloaf liked this · 11 months ago
  • obsessivepaladin
    obsessivepaladin reblogged this · 11 months ago
  • obsessivepaladin
    obsessivepaladin liked this · 11 months ago
  • inuyasha330
    inuyasha330 liked this · 11 months ago
  • idioticflare
    idioticflare liked this · 11 months ago
  • idioticflare
    idioticflare reblogged this · 11 months ago
idioticflare - IdioticFlare
IdioticFlare

Your friendly neighbourhood queer

163 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags