Vincent: So what do you do for a living
Thomas: I hunt and kill zombies
Vincent: The fuck no you don't
Thomas: Have you ever seen one?
Vincent: No?
Thomas: Then you are fucking welcome
All my characters, in a car together: Oh no, dragon! What do we do? We're going to die! My main character: I want to distract the dragon by dancing with my crush and going crazy The love interest: I don't want to dance with you when a dragon is trying to eat us! My main character, dancing in circles: Too bad, I'm doing it!
My name is Alec (not my legal name ovi)
I’m a queer, neurodivergent, Swedish teenager (not telling you my age)
I mostly post fandom related stuff and I’ve started doing ‼️Fanfic ideas‼️ since i have a hard time completing it (procrastinating)
My favourite emoji is 🤗 and✨ and my favourite colour is blue
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If that doesn't happen to me, I get writer's block. 😂
Just hit 7000 words!!!! It's just 28 pages but it's progress
AND PEOPLE STILL THINK THEY WERE JUST FRIENDS!
He wrote: "ily"
But Alexander Hamilton wrote: "Cold in my professions – warm in my friendships – I wish, my Dear Laurens, it were in my power, by actions rather than words, to convince you that I love you."
I hate when people say that “humans discovered fire”. No we didn’t. We didn’t discover ice or plants. We discovered how to make it and use it. Fire is natural and naturally occurring and we probably used it before we knew how to make it.
And I know some of you are gonna say “obviously, everyone knows that” but no! I’ve seen people talk about it as if humans just magically made fire one day and now we have fire.
And humans didn’t just show up one day. There weren’t humans who never saw or heard of fire in their life. Monkeys know about fire, pre historic humans knew about fire and we know about fire.
People are stupid and we didn’t discover fire.
Mrs Emerson: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Young Vincent Emerson: Uh… Tommy’s Italian?
Thomas at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots
Vincent, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
Some beautiful watcher Grian fanart
(Not my art)
im going insane
I’m trans myself, so ofc
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out