Angel Was Obsessed With Edward In High School, And They Still Have The Merch. One Time When David Was

AHHHH SAM ILY OML OML OML ILY SM

I feel like asher dick rides an artist. Like fucking crazy. Like how people dick ride carti? (Get carti a condm btw bcs people b bouncing on that shit like hella) Yeah, he does that with an artist, idk who, but he just does.

Okay, but that means Darlin and Angel

Non cannon ships?

''You're so sexy. My zipper keeps falling for you.'' Guy has said this to Honey many, many, many times, and they've held back a smile each time.

'Just because you got yourself in some shit, it doesn't mean I have to come deal with it.' Tanks father said this to them once when they got in a fight at school (one of many) and it stuck in their mind ever since.

Tank in a tank top and sweatpants? UM YES FUCKING PLEASE.

THESE TOO

Asher and Tank listen to this together

Tank has laughed at a kid falling face flat more than anyone could count on two hands.

Every pack meeting, asher and Tank have a competition on who can flip david off the most times without him noticing

Tank makes 'that's what she said' jokes in the middle of pack meetings btw.