"Im Always Just A Guy, On The Right Place And On The Right Time"

“Until Next Time”

E/HC!Gem: oh my god, I can't let my friends know I LARP! That's so embarrassing!

HC!False: oh my god, I can't let my friends know I've molded a sentient version of myself like a piece of clay and got rid of her memories, making her paranoid of the world around her and unsure of why all these surreal things happen to her. That's so embarrassing!

The silliest Trio

the thisisnotawebsitedotcom experience

All the winners bouquets together!

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

imagine how much of a fucking horrible person you have to be that on the first day your elected into office the crisis calls of a Suicide Prevention Project Go Up 33%. The Trevor Project Received over 1,400 Call By Early Monday Afternoon. Most of those calls, if not all, are coming from children. Children scared of you and what you will do. Imagine how much power and how horrible you have to be to do that.

modern setting au where False and E!False arent intentionally being duplicitous its just they both go by the same nickname and look identical and through comedy-movie level misunderstandings all of their friends assume that there is one False who for some reason pays rent on two seperate apartments and works two different day jobs