One Time I Had A Dream Where Me And My Younger Brother Were Looking At Tickets For Something But Decided

ohhhhh I get it now. the "gifted kid" discourse exists because people see it fundamentally as a sign of Privilege and not as a largely meaningless category that puffs up weird children before setting them up for the same unremarkable lives as everyone else; thus they interpret people going "the educational system gave me false expectations before ultimately abandoning me to the same heartless world as everyone else" as "why am I, The Main Character, not getting everything I ever wanted."

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

All the winners bouquets together!

Xisuma is forced to play hit video game That’s Not My Hermit by Evil Xisuma every day

Part 2

“Didnt you say YOU were bullied in highschool Mrs.Noceda?”