Hi Tumble, Twt Is Acting Up So I Wanted To Say Hiiii

people say we’re alike, they say we’ve got the same hair…

heyyyyyyyyy guyssssss

just a couple of gay dads and their bisexual son nbd

I get it. I too would fake my death to hold him close and keep him company on his last months of life.

Paul Dano in Dumb Money - Official Trailer

obsessed with how my mom watches house md because she's a professor of oncology and pharmacy + she likes to see how they diagnose and treat things, whereas i watch house md for the old man queerbaiting

A nicer AU

bunch of gwens :]

all Dina approvals of Ellie's headshots (I know "atta girl" is there like 3 times but that's my favorite)

Hehe hoho

explanations for house not dropping f-bombs:

he’s on a network show (boring, pedestrian, lacks imagination, accurate)

cuddy started a swear jar and f-bombs are $1000 each because it was the only way to stop him (goofy, delightful, i assume his fellows rat him out)

wilson bet him he couldn’t insult people without saying fuck and that escalated to wilson betting him he couldn’t FUNCTION without saying fuck and it’s been a decade but house is too stubborn to quit now (canon as far as i’m concerned)

house knows where the camera is and when the fourth wall is in play and only says fuck when he knows he’s offscreen (house is bugs bunny with vicodin, in this essay i will-)