Yes, They Have Been Sitting Like This The Whole Day.

COVID-19 Pandemic: Heroic Women Homage by Milo Manara *

Shit you hear in the Ravenclaw common room at 3am:

How do spells even work since we can do magic without using incantations or even wands? How do you create a spell? Incantations are probably 100% bullshit since wizarding communities from each country all have their own. So like, are incantations even necessary? Or have we just been conditioned to believe they are? Spells are fake, Susan. What’s stopping me from creating a spell that can maim people and have the incantation be “pygmy puff”? WHAT’S STOPPING ME SUSAN? Imagine creating a spell that can, like, blow up people or whatever, and making the incantation “Dumbledore’s Hairy Dick”. Hell yes I fucking would, Susan! Imagine Death Eaters running around just shouting “Dumbledore’s Hairy Dick” at people. It would be hilarious Susan. Anyway nothing is real and I’m going to bed. ‘night, Susan.

“Do not give the baby your lightsabers.” “He’s older than me, Mando, he should have some training!”

Bonus Bo:

so recently i was wondering what could be considered the “first meme” and

“Perfuma’s kingdom, Plumeria, is located on the front lines.”

“The Horde has set up camp in her terr–”

“Wait, hang on.  Glimmer, did she just call her ‘Perfuma’?”

“Her name is Perfuma, yes.”

“Perfuma.”

“Perfuma.”

“We have to go rescue somebody named ‘Perfuma’.”

“Look, don’t raise a stink about it, okay?”

“What is is with you people and names?”

“Could we please continue with the briefing?  I’ve been awake for two days dealing with this situation and I’m honestly running on fumes.”

“Please do.  Frankly, this situation stinks to high heaven and I’d rather it be dealt with as quickly as possible.”

“I have wanted to do that for so long.”

i just learned about felt sauna hats, they’re so ugly i love them

Possible spoiler: Did you see Nino has a cannon lil brother!?

Yes, Chris! He’s a brat and I love him